I poke fun at the conversations here because I am hopeful that some of the participants will pick up on the irony and thereby get a smile.

Ah. I guess I was missing the irony.

ION, I am finally going to get my hair cut tomorrow. Given that it's getting hard to see through my bangs, yay!

Livermore! Fate worse than Lodi!

I worked late and now I'm going to sit around and catch up on TDS and CR and read pr0n on the internets.

And eat a TJ's frozen pizza.

I printed out my PrOn, and just had grocery store sushi, but otherwise my evening is Consuela's.

Augh. TDS and CR are cryptic, to me.

pr0n and TJ's I get.

This utterance...

Livermore! Fate worse than Lodi!

... I mark up to being an in-thing that I am out of.

Oh, banks have their more than their share of crazy ass fees that just aren't right, don't get me wrong. But, still, pretty glad they exist.

TDS and CR are cryptic, to me.

The Daily Show and Colbert Report, Gus.

Home of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, my not-entirely-fictional and in no way sekrit faux-newscaster television boyfriends.

I am comfortable in my current fiscal situation, Gus, but that situation includes debt. And I expect that the amount of debt I carry will sometimes go up as I decide is warranted.

The Daily Show and Colbert Report

Some of my favorite people. I am ashamed that did not recognize their acronyms.

Tatoo an elphant on my forehead. It is the only just punishment.

Oh, no...nobody deserves that.

-t, I am not bagging on you about anything. I am anti-debt and obnoxious in general.

However. If I can steer a person away from debt by a few a words on the Inner-Web, I shall count my day well-employed.