WTF is this supposed to mean?!!
!sgubdeb evah I
Let's see - convert to numbers, add the digits...
You were coveting your neighbor's manservent, weren't you?!?
Oh, and maybe bedbugs....
Come on. You drop by for a cup of coffee, and the world's not ending? Please.
Connor ,'Not Fade Away'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jun 30, 2006 10:55:12 am PDT #4854 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 30, 2006 10:55:52 am PDT #4855 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Kalshane - Jun 30, 2006 10:59:21 am PDT #4856 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
I have to work Monday. The vast majority of the dept has taken it as a vacation day, so those of us who were too slow to notice the holiday on a Tuesday thing are SOL. And of course, one of my friends is throwing a party Sunday night. Apparently I'm the only person he knows who does have to work on Monday.
Speaking of work and vacation, why aren't more people on it? The phones have been absolutely insane today.
tommyrot - Jun 30, 2006 11:07:34 am PDT #4857 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hey, we should have a NYC-being-nuked watch-n-post. All of us non-New Yorkers will periodically post, "You guys dead yet?"
Lee - Jun 30, 2006 11:17:15 am PDT #4858 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
All of us non-New Yorkers will periodically post, "You guys dead yet?"
I assumed this was already a given.
bon bon - Jun 30, 2006 11:28:34 am PDT #4859 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I thought one of our vendors, who I've never met, had a probably Arabic name. No, as I found out today, Kalel is named after Superman.
I guess we can rely on him for the coming Big Applepocalypse.
juliana - Jun 30, 2006 11:42:36 am PDT #4860 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
All of us non-New Yorkers will periodically post, "You guys dead yet?"
I will call periodically, as I plan on being out in my neighborhood with crazy drunk Italians, watching Italy beat Germany (hopefully).
Jessica - Jun 30, 2006 11:45:21 am PDT #4861 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
sings "Not Dead Yet" song from Spamalot
Toddson - Jun 30, 2006 11:55:56 am PDT #4862 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
The sports person on the radio this morning, reporting from the World Cup matches, said that today he saw the first headline he'd been able to read since getting to Germany - "Buenas Noches Argentina"
tommyrot - Jun 30, 2006 12:13:39 pm PDT #4863 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh my [link]
Apparantly, in the shady world of online dating, nothing is more hardcore than JDate, and we’ve got the proof.
Check out these incredible voicemail messages, from the “king of stalkers”, some dude named Darren Sherman, demanding that his date pay up on a bill from a dinner date after things fizzled. We were actually a bit nervous to post these because the Shermanator might try to send us a “summons” or maybe “contact our employeer.” Ha ha, what a douchebag.
The emails, threats of summons, calls to her employer, etc. go on for a while....