I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and... some of it's made up, and... some of it can't be quantified, and... there's secrets.

River ,'Safe'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 29, 2006 9:53:22 pm PDT #4744 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You have to take a handful of skirts and hike them up when you stride. Or run. Or do stairs.

It's fun, and it can save your life.


Kat - Jun 30, 2006 2:40:44 am PDT #4745 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I'm having a Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants moment. These are the magic dresses. They fit everyone. Because you are significantly taller than I am.

Today is regatta dress day. I should take pictures, huh?


Ailleann - Jun 30, 2006 2:50:55 am PDT #4746 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

The Japanese must be really bored (or geniuses...)

Rube Goldberg device


Theodosia - Jun 30, 2006 3:09:30 am PDT #4747 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Morning! I was awakened in the night by loud thunder, most of which moved by the east of us, so I sat up and caught up on some stuff for a while, including that night's Daily Show, then I went back to sleep and slept really soundly... so that my roommate had to wake me up at 7:30 with the news that water was coming out of the top of our water heater.

I got up and after enough time for consciousness to be driving the tug boat, went down to look in the cellar. The roommate, who is not to be entirely trusted in an emergency, neglected to shut off the water going into the hot water heater, so that it continued to drip and make a mess. Unfortunately, she's right about the dripping, which seems to be bubbling up out of the gap in the top where I think the exhaust from the burning gas is supposed to escape. Clearly this is beyond my slim powers of repair.

So... that's my morning so far. Last night I literally fell on my face in yoga....


Lee - Jun 30, 2006 4:50:45 am PDT #4748 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Poor Theodosia. I hope the rest of the day is better.


Steph L. - Jun 30, 2006 4:54:56 am PDT #4749 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I had a dream last night that I moved in with Hec and JZ -- though in the dream they lived in a big house, not the cool apartment they have now -- and it was all good and we all got along....except for, at bedtime, they told me I had to go across the street and sleep in the hobo camp.

JZ says: "We would never make one of our friends go sleep in the hobo camp. Those people have manky feet."

What a relief!


Ginger - Jun 30, 2006 5:00:14 am PDT #4750 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

so that my roommate had to wake me up at 7:30 with the news that water was coming out of the top of our water heater.

Wait wait! I bet I know this. Pressure relief valve.

Signed,

Survivor of Many Home Disasters


Steph L. - Jun 30, 2006 5:12:13 am PDT #4751 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Okay, this is my new favorite thing: there is an elephant sanctuary in *Tennessee* for "retired" circus elephants. I spent about 2 hours last night looking all around the Web site -- it's pretty incredible.

AND it has an ElephantCam! Three of the elephants are swimming RIGHT NOW!!!


Amy - Jun 30, 2006 5:24:38 am PDT #4752 of 10002
Because books.

The ElephantCam rocks! Sara was thrilled -- live animals! In Mommy's comuter! Swimming! Pure bliss.


erikaj - Jun 30, 2006 5:27:40 am PDT #4753 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Gus, if it'll make you feel better, I've had at least one dirty Zmayhem dream. And, in a *COMPLETELY* unrelated thought, Corwood and I have hijacked Movies for "Wire" chat again. Come on down and piss off the cineastes with us, huh, bunk. It's all in the game, since they won't give us a TV Snobs thread or something.