companies don't market directly to kids, and especially not poor kids.

Maybe you missed a word? Like, [Acid Reflux Treatment] companies don't market directly to kids, or [Livestock Transport] companies don't market directly to kids.

Because otherwise that's some crazy shit, yo.

I swear to god he was talking generally. He was like, "they don't have money!" Um... yeah, but have you ever been in the grocery store?

The same person did tell me yesterday that he doesn't have a tv at home, so. But still!!

Or it's one of those lies company employees tell themselves.

I was supposed to go visit my family this weekend, but then I found out the neighborhood welcome party is Saturday night, and George Takei is going to be the grand master of the Pride Parade on Sunday, and...

Right. Two weekends in a row I'm weaseling out of going home. I'm sure that will go over well.

Blame it on the toilet! all that plunging has to do something for you.

I'm getting all the food groups!

Uh, chips and ice cream. Okay, I guess that's the alternate food pyramid. Did I miss it, or did you also include chocolate, caffeine, and alcohol?

Avocado is the perfect food!

True.

Anyway, look how well your daughter is doing.

But she's... she's wee. And I'm guessing you don't drink quite as much milk as she does.

My dinner is going to be that one teeny piece of chicken I forgot to cook last night (it's like an eighth of a breast. wtf?) and the last 3 mushroom raviolis or maybe an egg and the last of the chips and the last of the salad. Sense a theme? All that together might actually be equivalent to a meal.

In order to eat that though, I must leave.

I'm going to have chips & guac for dinner, too.

Actually, who am I to nag? Last night I cooked dinner, ditto the night before. Tonight I am sensing take out, unless DH feels like doing the cooking.

I have no idea what I am going to have for dinner. Maybe veggie buffalo wings.