No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 20, 2006 11:46:19 am PDT #2971 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Growing up on a farm, we got used to cats (and occasionally kittens) just showing up and becoming part of the barn cat family. Once a cute siamese kitten showed up at the farm - other siamese kittens showed up at neighboring farms the same day.

Our siamese grew up into a beautiful, healthy cat. I don't know about the other kittens, though.


Jessica - Jun 20, 2006 11:48:09 am PDT #2972 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Distillery leak turns Polish lake into vodka:

A LAKE has been transformed from freshwater to 30 per cent vodka after a leak from a nearby distillery.

Farmers and workers from Wielkopolska. in in Poland rushed to fill their boots with the brew - three times the strength of wine. A 71-year-old woman, who lives near Lake Bracholinskie, said: "If God doesn't help, everyone will be a drunkard with only a hole where the lake was."


Theodosia - Jun 20, 2006 11:53:27 am PDT #2973 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

A friend of mine -- Mitch Wagner, who may be remembered from Table Talk -- got blackballed from cat adoption agencies in San Francisco because he answered truthfully that he'd consider declawing. Not only did they refuse to give him a kitten, they called other shelters to warn them against him. I expect less Left-Coastish shelters may have a more forgiving policy.

Still, there are enough crazy cat ladies/animal hoarders/ shady animal research suppliers out there that I don't blame shelters for putting in some elementary spot-checking.


tommyrot - Jun 20, 2006 11:59:09 am PDT #2974 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Emacs has been scientifically proven to be the ultimate text editor, but it is also so much more than that.

Our Church of Emacs is very open minded, we discuss both how best to worship our Saviour among the True Believers, and also welcome preachers of false religions like The Church of Bill Gates, Discordia, and vi to our church, where we can test their silly misconceptions against out pure and strong faith .

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Jesse - Jun 20, 2006 12:06:56 pm PDT #2975 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I got my cat from the pound, because my friend who worked at the ASPCA told me to -- I actually saved his life, as opposed to getting a cat from a no-kill shelter or rescue organization. Needless to say, they didn't ask much.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 20, 2006 12:13:53 pm PDT #2976 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

This IS the pound!!!!

I am hoping when I actually get there, they won't ask much. Of course, I am also afraid I will see my kitty, if he hasn't already been euthanised, so I am reluctant to go. The only way I can deal is if I sort of don't think about it much, otherwise I get very weepy.


Hayden - Jun 20, 2006 12:17:33 pm PDT #2977 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

A friend of mine -- Mitch Wagner, who may be remembered from Table Talk -- got blackballed from cat adoption agencies in San Francisco because he answered truthfully that he'd consider declawing. Not only did they refuse to give him a kitten, they called other shelters to warn them against him. I expect less Left-Coastish shelters may have a more forgiving policy.

We were barred from adopting a cat from the Durham (NC) Animal Shelter because we mentioned that we already had an indoor/outdoor kitty. I spoke with the general manager, who kept saying, "It's just a different paradigm." Their refusal to allow us to adopt the kitty was cc'ed to the Orange County Animal Shelter, too, presumably to keep us from adopting a cat in Chapel Hill, too.

I should point out that at the time, neither shelter was a no-kill shelter (and I don't know if this is still the case), and the cat we were interested in was at the end of its allotted time. In other words, we were forbidden to adopt a cat because they considered our environment to have a higher risk of sudden death than one afforded to an indoor kitty, but they were going to destroy the cat in another week's time.

Just writing about that brings back a lot of anger. I still hate those dipshits.


Tom Scola - Jun 20, 2006 12:23:20 pm PDT #2978 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I think that Sophia should get a bunny instead.


-t - Jun 20, 2006 12:24:38 pm PDT #2979 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's terrible, Corwood.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 20, 2006 12:26:26 pm PDT #2980 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I hear that bunnies aren't as cuddly as cats! And I like cuddly animals-- this is actually why I want to go to a shelter, as I want to see the animals first. But I think bunnies are as cute as a cute thing.

Also that is horrible, Corwood. It makes me angry, too. And frankly, that is why I fear being blackballed myself for calling animal control on my own cat, despite the circumstances (and frankly, really obvious scars. My legs and arms are going to be pretty scary for quite awile, I think)