Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Typo Boy - Jun 02, 2006 8:15:17 am PDT #232 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Alien micro-organisms? My instinct is hoax, but until that is shown I'm going to believe real aliens.

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Lee - Jun 02, 2006 8:16:03 am PDT #233 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

You know, Sean, even when they fluff up their fur they are quite a bit smaller than you.

Not Ozzie.

This is where having more than one cat comes in handy.

Not Ozzie and Perkins the cat. Whenever PtC thinks Ozzie is in trouble/flipping out, he'll take the opportunity to attack him, which can lead to Ozzie being hurt, which will lead to his flip outs lasting for days.


Kalshane - Jun 02, 2006 8:17:37 am PDT #234 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Timelies,

All these freaked-out cat attack stories are giving me the wiggins. My parents have had owned over half-a-dozen cats in my life and none of them have ever attacked anyone. Playful pouncing, yes, but no intentional drawing of blood outside of the things cats normally scratch people over (bathing, cleaning ears, trying to clip claws, etc)

Can it be 6pm yet? Ugh. I just want to go home. One of our major systems have been having printing problems all week and I'm so sick of dealing with it. They're supposed to be upgrading the servers to fix the problem tonight.


Gudanov - Jun 02, 2006 8:20:07 am PDT #235 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Alien micro-organisms? My instinct is hoax, but until that is shown I'm going to believe real aliens.

Pretty interesting, but I'm pretty skeptical about Popular Science


Sue - Jun 02, 2006 8:25:17 am PDT #236 of 10002
hip deep in pie

My cats seem so mellow compared with everyone elses. When they freak out the only thing that gets hurt is upholstery.


Allyson - Jun 02, 2006 8:28:02 am PDT #237 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My cat has hurt me twice, both times by being frightened by a loud noise outside while sitting in my lap. In an effort to flee, she's dug her claws in to propel herself off my lap.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 02, 2006 8:28:45 am PDT #238 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I think I might have alien microorganisms living in my foot!


Sophia Brooks - Jun 02, 2006 8:29:59 am PDT #239 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

My previous cats have never freaked out like the incident I just had-- they were pretty mellow, like Sue's, and loved the cardboard scrather thing that I couldn't get this cat to touch!


sarameg - Jun 02, 2006 8:35:53 am PDT #240 of 10002

Prompted by this conversation, I had to revisit mycathatesyou.com. Hehe. [link]


Kathy A - Jun 02, 2006 8:39:57 am PDT #241 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Amarna's normally pretty laid back. She only gets nippy occasionally, and she really only goes for my forearm when that happens. She goes on her little tears around the place usually around midnight, but that's part of her daily routine.

But, she's very sweet when she just wants to lay on top of me and be petted; she starts by jumping on my stomach, meowing down into my face, kneading my stomach/boobs/arm until she's ready to lay down, and then positioning herself so that her head is within easy reach of my hand.