Ooh. That's what I was afraid, Jesse. Thanks. I won't look.

Even the $299 is too rich for my blood, right now. He's not my freakin' father.

I'm hoping my dad will be OK with a late-arriving card for father's day, myself.

I thought Father's Day was last Sunday, so I am a week early.

They're spensive, Cindy. Like $400 for the good one.

For the record, I love my iPod shuffle, which you can pick up for under a hundred. Not for everyone, maybe, but it's insanely portable and easy.

I do not tut-tut. I occasionally tch!, but I do not tut. I simply do not grasp the concept of expecting other business people to take you seriously when your goolie is waggling in the breeze, is all.

When men go to the office in see-through shirts and package-pouches, then cleavage, muffin-tops and thong-tops will be acceptable business attire.

...I also occasionally hmphf.

I thought Father's Day was last Sunday, so I am a week early.

Maybe it was, in Canada!

I am considering getting a Shuffle, but am also thinking I could get the real deal if I just wait a little longer. I'm slightly giddy with the thought that this paycheck I just got will be followed by many more. It's been a long time since I had a regular income.

I'm getting so many telephonic things done today, it's weird (I am telephone averse.) I've called the vet for a regular check up, made arrangements for boarding the cat while I'm gone, made a haircut appointment and...well, that's it. I've been fruitlessly calling apt leasing office too, but no one is answering.

Of course, I should be working. Hrm.

Jesse, they aren't going to make you give the money back, either!

Maybe it was, in Canada!

Now, you're just being silly. These fake greeting card holidays are the same everywhere.

A work environment should not contain visible belly buttons, navel jewelry, cleavage, or the top of your thong.

Hee. There's a saying in archaeology that you're only working hard enough if all anyone can see is asscracks and elbows.

Hec, avert your eyes--funny cat pic!