But if the world doesn't end, I'm gonna need a note.

Cordelia ,'Potential'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jun 07, 2006 5:57:31 am PDT #1028 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Aaaaaaand, back to the amusing 19th century slang for a moment:

To STRUM. To have carnal knowledge of a woman; also to play badly on the harpsichord.


SailAweigh - Jun 07, 2006 5:58:56 am PDT #1029 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

VICE ADMIRAL OF THE NARROW SEAS. A drunken man that pisses under the table into his companions' shoes.

Huh, their shoes must look an awful lot like a chamber pot. They usually kept one under the table just for those events.


tommyrot - Jun 07, 2006 6:00:39 am PDT #1030 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

To STRUM. To have carnal knowledge of a woman; also to play badly on the harpsichord.

Probably because in the 19th century, the harpsichord was used in porno live sex shows.

OK, I made that up....


Sophia Brooks - Jun 07, 2006 6:00:53 am PDT #1031 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Do the "companions" have their shoes off at the time, I hope!

Somehow I am imagining this slang in sort of a "Dude, Where's My Car?" type voice!


sarameg - Jun 07, 2006 6:03:31 am PDT #1032 of 10002

The postit is not working.


tommyrot - Jun 07, 2006 6:06:12 am PDT #1033 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The postit is not working.

You should print an especially scary picture from My Cat Hates You and tape that up....


Nutty - Jun 07, 2006 6:09:18 am PDT #1034 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Maybe they're hoping she'll have a "Network" moment and *completely* decompensate...

1) I always knew Ann Coulter and Tom Cruise were meant for each other.

2) Interestingly enough, Matt Lauer has endured them both with his customary nice-guy frustration. You know that if Bryant Gumbel were still around, he'd have reduced them to weeping children with his withering cross-examinations.

3) Yes, I actually liked Bryant Gumbel. That says something about me, doesn't it?


Calli - Jun 07, 2006 6:12:26 am PDT #1035 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

To STRUM. To have carnal knowledge of a woman

I wonder if that's related to the word "strumpet".


Kathy A - Jun 07, 2006 6:19:21 am PDT #1036 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

We have a baby deer curled up under the tree outside our office window! It's not the first time, either--one (or maybe the same one) was under the same tree on Monday. It's soooo cute!


erikaj - Jun 07, 2006 6:32:34 am PDT #1037 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I was always fine with Gumbel, although I could see why he was Punchline Guy a lot. But, yeah, he'd make them look dumb, all right.