It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


F2F 4: Too Much Candy, Never Enough Mojitos.  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: Madison, WI from June 20-22 2008! Official website.


juliana - May 15, 2006 9:08:42 am PDT #4 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

MOJITOS!!!! YAY!!!!!


tommyrot - May 15, 2006 9:09:19 am PDT #5 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yay!


brenda m - May 15, 2006 9:10:19 am PDT #6 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Whoot!


ChiKat - May 15, 2006 9:10:30 am PDT #7 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Mojitoy goodness.


Toddson - May 15, 2006 9:10:49 am PDT #8 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Top ten? woo hoo!


Ailleann - May 15, 2006 9:10:56 am PDT #9 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Whee! I think this is my first top 10?

eta: Woo! (I'm such a slut.)

goes back to lurking, waiting for next year


Trudy Booth - May 15, 2006 9:14:46 am PDT #10 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I'm a 10!


Pix - May 15, 2006 9:23:04 am PDT #11 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

t does dance of new thread and new F2F


Aims - May 15, 2006 9:24:00 am PDT #12 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Yay.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 15, 2006 9:28:04 am PDT #13 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I claim 13! Bwahahahaaaa!