It's that hocking sound? That's okay. That's more sensible in my head than mitch.
Reynolds, I'm a dangerous-minded man on a ship loaded with hurt. Now, why you got me chatting with your peons?
Womack ,'The Message'
F2F 4: Too Much Candy, Never Enough Mojitos.
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: Madison, WI from June 20-22 2008! Official website.
Topic!Cindy - May 26, 2006 8:34:38 am PDT #1897 of 10002
What is even happening?
esse - May 26, 2006 8:58:02 am PDT #1898 of 10002
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
SA, wanna go see X3 tomorrow or Saturday?
Hey, yeah, that sounds awesome. Good plan.
SA, in her fanlust for Paul Gross, has just watched all 12 episodes of Slings And Arrows in just two days. She's thoroughly hooked. As was Juliana. It's the good stuff.
And I cannot wait to watch it again.
SA, I was so sorry I missed you.
me toooooooo. Sigh. Those pictures of you are gorgeous.
SA, darling, of course you are a perfectly capable and canny driver. You just have a warp drive. Also, the ability to maneuver tricky mountainous terrain while simultaneously composing and text-messaging dirty limericks about PADDYWHACK. If that's not capability, I don't know what is.
This is true. Not many folks can text message porn while driving ninety through the Appalachians. Maybe I can list that as a skill on my CV. (P.S. I miss you like whoa.)
Jessica - May 26, 2006 9:15:19 am PDT #1899 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Tep, my flight to Cincy is currently listed on Continental's website as, um, CANCELLED. I'm on the phone right now to see what the fuck is up with that...
Jessica - May 26, 2006 9:24:20 am PDT #1900 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Update -- apparently Continental changed my flight to one leaving...wait for it...
Sunday. As in, they've shortened my weekend vacation from 3 days to 12 hours.
Fuckers.
Travelocity is trying to fix it, but at this point I think I may have to cancel the trip altogether. Did I already say fuckers?
Jessica - May 26, 2006 9:31:57 am PDT #1901 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
(the hold music scans quite nicely to the chorus of "stab stabby fuck fuck stab" in my head...)
Amy - May 26, 2006 9:33:05 am PDT #1902 of 10002
Because books.
As in, they've shortened my weekend vacation from 3 days to 12 hours.
Huh? Stab 'em a LOT.
Jessica - May 26, 2006 9:33:49 am PDT #1903 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I would, except they fucking CANCELLED MY FLIGHT. So it will have to be a long distance stabbing, which is just so much less fulfilling.
-t - May 26, 2006 9:36:39 am PDT #1904 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oy, that's rotten, Jess.
Amy - May 26, 2006 9:37:36 am PDT #1905 of 10002
Because books.
So it will have to be a long distance stabbing, which is just so much less fulfilling.
Is there a cow-orker who could stand in?
Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 26, 2006 9:51:11 am PDT #1906 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Good grief, Jessica. I wonder how they expected you to just magically know that your flight was cancelled. After all, there is no requirement to check a website for flight status.
Really, I cannot believe they didn't get in touch with you. Fuckers, indeed.