(the hold music scans quite nicely to the chorus of "stab stabby fuck fuck stab" in my head...)
Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.
Wash ,'Bushwhacked'
F2F 4: Too Much Candy, Never Enough Mojitos.
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: Madison, WI from June 20-22 2008! Official website.
Jessica - May 26, 2006 9:31:57 am PDT #1901 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Amy - May 26, 2006 9:33:05 am PDT #1902 of 10002
Because books.
As in, they've shortened my weekend vacation from 3 days to 12 hours.
Huh? Stab 'em a LOT.
Jessica - May 26, 2006 9:33:49 am PDT #1903 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I would, except they fucking CANCELLED MY FLIGHT. So it will have to be a long distance stabbing, which is just so much less fulfilling.
-t - May 26, 2006 9:36:39 am PDT #1904 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oy, that's rotten, Jess.
Amy - May 26, 2006 9:37:36 am PDT #1905 of 10002
Because books.
So it will have to be a long distance stabbing, which is just so much less fulfilling.
Is there a cow-orker who could stand in?
Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 26, 2006 9:51:11 am PDT #1906 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Good grief, Jessica. I wonder how they expected you to just magically know that your flight was cancelled. After all, there is no requirement to check a website for flight status.
Really, I cannot believe they didn't get in touch with you. Fuckers, indeed.
Jessica - May 26, 2006 9:58:18 am PDT #1907 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Well, I'm not going to Cincinnati this weekend. I'm getting a credit with the airline (the cancellation was due to weather, so they can't just give me money), which means at some point this year I'll be flying Continental again. Yay.
Tep, I'll call you after I get ahold of my mom...
tommyrot - May 26, 2006 9:59:51 am PDT #1908 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My favorite is when flights get postponed because they can't find the plane.
(Now I'm not sure if that really happened or not....)
Steph L. - May 26, 2006 10:12:41 am PDT #1909 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Well, I'm not going to Cincinnati this weekend.
Grumble, grumble. And also damn fucking hell damn.
Tep, I'll call you after I get ahold of my mom...
You may want to e-mail me, ask I seem to have left my cell phone at home.
Jessica - May 26, 2006 10:19:49 am PDT #1910 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I just left you a message. To sum up:
- Continental Airlines can bite my ass
- I'm now doubly glad I got to see you at the F2F!
I will now go home and sleep for a million years. Between the F2F, the craziness of work this week, and now this? My brain is entirely used up. I need to regenerate a new one from scratch.