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JZ - May 24, 2006 5:17:57 pm PDT #1607 of 10002

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Watch it Fay, JZ has cephalopods!

Well, I don't so much have them as eat them. On occasion (but never in front of billytea, I promise). And while they are mighty tasty dipped in a nice garlic aïoli, I fear they'd be singularly useless in a children's-book-reading duel.

Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 24, 2006 5:20:06 pm PDT #1608 of 10002

"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I fear they'd be singularly useless in a children's-book-reading duel.

Not at all, they are exceptional at distracting your opponent.

And stuff.

SailAweigh - May 24, 2006 5:21:32 pm PDT #1609 of 10002

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

exceptional at distracting your opponent

Only if they have cephalapodphobia. Me, I'd just eat the competition.

tommyrot - May 24, 2006 5:27:53 pm PDT #1610 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Which is better? Cephalapodphobia? Or cephalapodophobia?

billytea - May 24, 2006 5:30:35 pm PDT #1611 of 10002

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Only if they have cephalapodphobia. Me, I'd just eat the competition.

Yeah, good luck with that.

SailAweigh - May 24, 2006 5:36:04 pm PDT #1612 of 10002

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

good luck with that

Cephalopods!

Aims - May 24, 2006 5:40:19 pm PDT #1613 of 10002

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aimee, I know! And I would swear I made out with you longer than anyone.

thinks about it

YEAH!!!

billytea - May 24, 2006 5:45:56 pm PDT #1614 of 10002

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'm sorry, were you expecting to be menaced by a plate of hors d'oeuvres?

Cephalopods!

Scroll down a bit for squid weaponry: [link]

tommyrot - May 24, 2006 5:48:17 pm PDT #1615 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ninja Squid!

SailAweigh - May 24, 2006 5:50:24 pm PDT #1616 of 10002

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Hey, a squid deep-fried by any other name is still calamari!

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