I fear they'd be singularly useless in a children's-book-reading duel.
Not at all, they are exceptional at distracting your opponent.
And stuff.
Dawn: I think a date should be in a real fancy restaurant, then champagne at a night club with a floor show, then ballroom dancing. Joyce: Unfortunately, we're not dating in a movie from the thirties.
'Get It Done'
F2F 4: Too Much Candy, Never Enough Mojitos.
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: Madison, WI from June 20-22 2008! Official website.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 24, 2006 5:20:06 pm PDT #1608 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
SailAweigh - May 24, 2006 5:21:32 pm PDT #1609 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
exceptional at distracting your opponent
Only if they have cephalapodphobia. Me, I'd just eat the competition.
tommyrot - May 24, 2006 5:27:53 pm PDT #1610 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Which is better? Cephalapodphobia? Or cephalapodophobia?
billytea - May 24, 2006 5:30:35 pm PDT #1611 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Only if they have cephalapodphobia. Me, I'd just eat the competition.
Yeah, good luck with that.
SailAweigh - May 24, 2006 5:36:04 pm PDT #1612 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Aims - May 24, 2006 5:40:19 pm PDT #1613 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Aimee, I know! And I would swear I made out with you longer than anyone.
thinks about it
YEAH!!!
billytea - May 24, 2006 5:45:56 pm PDT #1614 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I'm sorry, were you expecting to be menaced by a plate of hors d'oeuvres?
Scroll down a bit for squid weaponry: [link]
tommyrot - May 24, 2006 5:48:17 pm PDT #1615 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
SailAweigh - May 24, 2006 5:50:24 pm PDT #1616 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Hey, a squid deep-fried by any other name is still calamari!
smonster - May 24, 2006 6:06:02 pm PDT #1617 of 10002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
For anyone who was intrigued by what they saw or heard of SPN, the whole season will reair starting with the pilot tomorrow night, 9 pm, on the WB.
Pretty boys! Fighting demons! 70's rock! Screwed up family dynamics!
THE POWER OF PADDYWHACK COMPELS YOU.