Here is your cup of coffee.  Brewed from the finest Colombian lighter fluid.

Xander ,'Chosen'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Tamara - Dec 28, 2007 5:57:46 pm PST #9297 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

Very funny, Kevin.

And since I am on a roll: I wish someone would give me ten million dollars and bring all the troops home from the middle east.


Allyson - Dec 28, 2007 6:23:55 pm PST #9298 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Shouldn't it point directly at the clowns at unitedhollywood?


Kevin - Dec 28, 2007 6:53:26 pm PST #9299 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

They should rename it unitedwank.com


Kristen - Dec 28, 2007 7:12:03 pm PST #9300 of 10001

HA! I think your next post, Kevin, should be translating the various Letterman related press releases into truthiness.

They should rename it unitedwank.com

I think someone already made that site. Only it's called Divided Hollywood.


Kevin - Dec 29, 2007 4:29:39 am PST #9301 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

I hadn't seen that Kristen - thanks. I've had a go at translating the Letterman thing, although I did it before coffee so it's a bit stupid.

I went to the MPTV fund website to link them up, and the page I landed on had a video entitled "IRA Support Video". For a second I was all, hang on, they tried to blow my best friend up years ago.


Kevin - Dec 29, 2007 9:43:14 am PST #9302 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

United Hollywood has announced StrikeTV, a streaming internet station.

The Guardian has an excellent article about it: [link]

It's basically an attempt by WGA members to launch a direct to consumer internet model themselves. They aim to have content going out by February sweeps.

ETA: I just had a thought about the Rob Thomas thing. Since Joss is doing BTVS and Angel still in comics, I can't see the WGA having an issue with Veronica Mars comics.


Kristen - Dec 29, 2007 11:01:38 am PST #9303 of 10001

I go to bed and, when I wake, the whole world has gone strikewankeriffic. StrikeTV! Threats of FiCore! Skywriting at the Rose Bowl! I don't know where to begin...

I think I'll go to the gym and then, maybe, shopping.

I've had a go at translating the Letterman thing, although I did it before coffee so it's a bit stupid.

HA! I haven't looked yet but my translation would've been:

WGA says, "We made a deal with Dave because he's awesome. Plus, who doesn't want to stick it to Jeff Zucker?"

WWP says, "Dave is happy to have his writers back because he's awesome. How do you like us now, NBC?"

SAG says, "Everyone go on Letterman! He's more awesome than Jay!"

AMPTP says, "Damnit, why doesn't anyone think we're awesome? Dave's not even a REAL studio. We never him play our super secret cabal games."

Jay Leno could not comment through his tears of bitter frustration.


Kevin - Dec 29, 2007 11:04:10 am PST #9304 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

See, that's why you're a writer and I'm not. I wrote a load of bollocks.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 29, 2007 12:33:20 pm PST #9305 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

And just like that, Kristen made my enjoyment of the holiday season complete with the mental image of Jay Leno crying like a baby.


DCJensen - Dec 29, 2007 1:25:05 pm PST #9306 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I knew about Worldwide Pants, how long has there been a Worldwide Trousers?

I am so out of the loop...