Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'

Xander ,'Selfless'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Laura - Dec 11, 2007 3:05:31 am PST #8912 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Wow, I am in awe of how beautiful Amy, Morena, and Juliet all are. Just stunning.

They really are. And in bad lighting with no retouching.


JZ - Dec 11, 2007 5:10:28 am PST #8913 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

a furry community page

Well, actually a plushie community page. Still very immature of the AMPT to the motherfuckin' T, though.

(No, I couldn't stop myself. I read the FAQs to find out the difference, and now I kind of wish I hadn't. Still, it was a whole lot less traumatizing than your average ita link.)


Jon B. - Dec 11, 2007 5:19:08 am PST #8914 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

"Everybody likes laughing at furries, right!? RIGHT?!?! It'll be awesome! And we can associate them with the AMPTP because they suck and furries are weird!"

I'm all live-and-let-live & people-can-do-what-they-want. If some folks want to take a plush toy and add a SPH or SPA, I say go for it.

I also find the entire concept funny and weird, and that link cracked me up.

Call me insensitive.

t on edit weird x-post with JZ. Call me immature too, then.


Theodosia - Dec 11, 2007 5:20:41 am PST #8915 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

No plush animals were harassed in the making of this link.


Vortex - Dec 11, 2007 5:58:33 am PST #8916 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I read the FAQs to find out the difference, and now I kind of wish I hadn't.

are you gonna share with the class?


JZ - Dec 11, 2007 7:42:21 am PST #8917 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

are you gonna share with the class?

Whitefonted for the delicate flowers amongst all y'all:

Furries are, you know, furries. Some of them like to dress up as animals (sometimes giant stuffed animals, sometimes more realistic dress-up). Some of them like to have sex (with other humans) while so dressed. It's primal, transgressive, connected to some deep lower-mammal or high idealized self they can't access at other times.

Plushies like to have sex with their stuffed animals. Not people dressed like stuffed animals (not that they're ruling that out; they like teh sex with teh humans, too, but the particular plushie who wrote these FAQs made pro-human-sex noises without specifying any garb), but the actual stuffed animals. FAQ Guy asks, "What could be more natural? Everything about stuffed animals, their softness, cuddliness, cuteness, is designed to be loved." Also, you should be sure to wash them and comb out their fur after sex, unless you like them all messy, and if you're out shopping and see an animal you can't live without you may want to stock up on extras for that inevitable time when you need to retire the first.

Any questions, class?


P.M. Marc - Dec 11, 2007 7:44:29 am PST #8918 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

What would you classify someone who likes to dress up as one of the Teletubbies as? The former, right?


JZ - Dec 11, 2007 7:49:08 am PST #8919 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

What would you classify someone who likes to dress up as one of the Teletubbies as? The former, right?

I think so. The latter don't seem that interested in dressing up themselves (or, at least, the one representative of the latter who wrote those FAQs), just in the plush state of their beloveds.


shrift - Dec 11, 2007 7:53:47 am PST #8920 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

What would you classify someone who likes to dress up as one of the Teletubbies as?

(There's a reason why I got PETE WENTZ IS A FURRY, TRUFAX up on the text message screen at my last FOB concert, dude.)


askye - Dec 11, 2007 7:55:47 am PST #8921 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Wouldn't dressing up as a Teletubbie be considered cosplay?