I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish?

Zoe ,'War Stories'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Kristen - Nov 13, 2007 9:05:54 am PST #7964 of 10001

When I was called for jury duty, one of the guys in the jury pool violated the judge's orders and was "disciplined accordingly." The judge didn't get specific but I really wanted to ask for details.

I was one of the defendant's peremptory challenges.


Dana - Nov 13, 2007 9:06:51 am PST #7965 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

It's entirely possible that voir dire weeded out the people in my pool who wouldn't have taken the experience seriously. I know some of those people answered the way they did in order to try and get out of serving.


Theodosia - Nov 13, 2007 9:10:28 am PST #7966 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Voir Dire could have been fun for Tim, when he got asked about his recent job and told them about producing a show where people drive around the country and kill people. :-)

Hope he's not on a traffic case....


Kristen - Nov 13, 2007 9:11:39 am PST #7967 of 10001

I know some of those people answered the way they did in order to try and get out of serving.

Oh, the people in my jury pool went to great lengths to demonstrate that they weren't fit to serve on a jury. We had one guy who, an hour after he'd already been asked his questions, raised his hand because he had more to add. He spent the next 20 minutes ranting about how much he hated doctors and the medical profession. (It was a medical malpractice case.)

He was still sitting in the jury box when I was excused.


victor infante - Nov 13, 2007 9:13:32 am PST #7968 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

I never get picked for juries. I'm, like, the least desirable juror ever.


sarameg - Nov 13, 2007 9:14:48 am PST #7969 of 10001

On mine, there was a woman in the pool who was rather...not all there. She kept getting lost in the courtroom. Seriously. I was surprised how many not-crazy people they dismissed until they finally got to her.

And then I sat on the jury of the Stupidest Case Ever.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 13, 2007 9:37:26 am PST #7970 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

When I had jury duty I begged off the first case because the brother of my Kiwanis Club advisor was the defendant. Probably going overboard, but I wanted an absolutely clear conscience about my vote being unbiased. Then I got rewarded with a damages lawsuit built entirely on the testimony of one expert witness, who changed his story in mid-stream on the stand. Needless to say, we didn't deliberate overly long on that one.


Strega - Nov 13, 2007 9:58:07 am PST #7971 of 10001

There were two lawyers on the jury I was on. One had to reschedule a trial of her own to be on the jury. And the one person who was really excited about being on a jury was the alternate, so that was sad.

Also, the judge's clerk gave us candy.


lisah - Nov 13, 2007 9:58:41 am PST #7972 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

And then I sat on the jury of the Stupidest Case Ever.

Bwah! I was just going to post about how I was an alternate juror on the Stupidest Case Ever!

oh Baltimore (if that was where you were on the jury)

And, since I was an alternate and they didn't end up needing me, I got to sit through all the tedious testimony and couldn't vote on whether the dude was guilty or innocent. and didn't stay to find out. I could look up the lady who knew a friend of mine (Smalltimore) who on the jury to find out how it went but...I just don't care enough.


bon bon - Nov 13, 2007 10:03:11 am PST #7973 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

And the one person who was really excited about being on a jury was the alternate, so that was sad.

IME lawyers are suspicious of jurors like that, though I couldn't tell you why.