Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Amy - Apr 16, 2007 4:16:39 pm PDT #5667 of 10001
Because books.

Aw! I just Beth Grant on a first-season Friends, too -- as the homeless woman Phoebe gives her football phone and $1,000 to.

Maybe we should change the name of the a game to Six Degrees of Tim Minear.


Zenkitty - Apr 16, 2007 4:17:22 pm PDT #5668 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

My first car was a '60-something Thunderbird. Boy magnet.

Now I drive a little Chevy sedan that does 0-60 in about, oh, five minutes. Woe. I just don't know myself anymore.

I'm digging this show.


JenP - Apr 16, 2007 4:19:48 pm PDT #5669 of 10001

Someone has to say it:

"You wanna meet the real me now?"

I had the same flash, Zen. Right there with you.


Jesse - Apr 16, 2007 4:20:13 pm PDT #5670 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Maybe we should change the name of the a game to Six Degrees of Tim Minear.

Word. The How I Met Your Mother rerun from tonight is the one with Morena Baccarin and Tom Lenk.


Jessica - Apr 16, 2007 4:32:32 pm PDT #5671 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I also love Wendy's sacchrine WHACKO. She's such a sweetheart. Until.

To me, she'll always be that little girl who helped Kate Winslet beat her mother to death with a brick wrapped in a picnic blanket.

I think I like the real Alex Tully, but I want him to be played by Viggo Mortensen. Can we have that please?

I was all ready to vote for Army Guy and Annoying Wife to have their car tragically burst into flames, but then they had their "I don't want you to die" moment and now I don't hate them anymore. Damnit.

Winston, were you in jail when The Matrix came out? The woman in the red dress is only ever there to distract you!


Ginger - Apr 16, 2007 4:37:18 pm PDT #5672 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The woman in the red dress is only ever there to distract you!

It was a woman in red who lured John Dillinger to his death. You'd think they'd learn.


sumi - Apr 16, 2007 4:38:58 pm PDT #5673 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

It was a woman in red who lured John Dillinger to his death. You'd think they'd learn.

Well, that is kind of ancient history.

Oh, and yeah, 24 is barely pulse raising after this show.


amych - Apr 16, 2007 4:39:30 pm PDT #5674 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

To me, she'll always be that little girl who helped Kate Winslet beat her mother to death with a brick wrapped in a picnic blanket.

Yes! I watched that just this weekend, so it's like extra-special surreal!

I think I like the real Alex Tully, but I want him to be played by Viggo Mortensen. Can we have that please?

Sure. You can have that one. I'll keep the NF version.


Jessica - Apr 16, 2007 4:42:52 pm PDT #5675 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Sure. You can have that one. I'll keep the NF version.

Whee, everybody wins!


quester - Apr 16, 2007 4:50:18 pm PDT #5676 of 10001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Sean and Winston are the Salazar brothers

I get the giggles at the thought of the "thug" Salazar bro growing up in his neighborhood with the name "Winston."

I know! This is cracking me up about their names!