Buffistas

It's my estimation that... every man ever got a statue made of him, was one kind of sumbitch or another.

Mal ,'Jaynestown'

The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.

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Strega - Mar 07, 2007 4:58:33 pm PST #4516 of 10001

Last week and this week, the teaser as all about how they need to conserve gasoline. And both times they decided it was worth using the gas to go on little jaunts, so whatever.

THEY. HAVE. HORSES. Or they did. Maybe they ate them. I wouldn't put it past the townsfolk.

Also when they keep talking about how cold it is but nobody puts up the hood on their jacket.

And Mimi doesn't know which direction SW is, so she just takes a wild guess and walks off INTO THE SUNSET.

I mean... it's gotta be intentional. Right?

Liese S. - Mar 07, 2007 5:05:37 pm PST #4517 of 10001

"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I've watched as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Love.

Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 07, 2007 5:30:52 pm PST #4518 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm not sure it's actually possible for a TV show to get even more ridiculous than it already was.

Did Demian successfully warn you away from ever watching Charmed?

Strega - Mar 07, 2007 6:02:46 pm PST #4519 of 10001

Ha!

Okay, point. Because I have seen some episodes, and they are pretty crazy. But I don't know if even Charmed has as many "This doesn't even make sense in the whacked-out universe this show takes place in!" moments.

To be vaguely on-topic, I've thought about putting a disclaimer on the first Drive recap that says, "Okay, I've met Tim and Kristen, but if I seem nicer about this show it's not because of that. It's because since Angel I've recapped Carnivale and Jericho, and now I know what Deep Hurting really means."

Ginger - Mar 07, 2007 6:09:36 pm PST #4520 of 10001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

We haven't even touched on the insanity of the windmill plot.

libkitty - Mar 07, 2007 7:46:17 pm PST #4521 of 10001

Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

I'm ambivalent on Jericho. Watched a bit, then didn't, then sort of started again. It seems to be against things that I don't love but kind of like and aren't nearly as depressing. Although, after the first bit, the anvils kept the depressing away pretty well. That said, I'm not even a little bit ambivalent about Ginger or Cindy or anyone else who wants to share their juicy brains. Brraaaiiinnnnnnns.

And I'm not even into zombies.

Jackal - Mar 08, 2007 2:19:35 am PST #4522 of 10001

It's not that I'm the only one, it's that I'm the honest one.

Just put up Polter Cow's Wondercon report here.

Thanks again, P-C -- I'll add the images when I can work out how to/get Kevin to.

Allyson - Mar 08, 2007 5:40:15 am PST #4523 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Ohhh, that's way better than mine. Nice reporting!

Polter-Cow - Mar 08, 2007 5:43:12 am PST #4524 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Thanks, Allyson! I took notes.

Frankenbuddha - Mar 08, 2007 6:10:04 am PST #4525 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The crowd do their best Abigail Breslin impersonations, and in New York, Sylar winces.

Bwahahahahahaha!!!

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