There was something about the tone that was off to me. Somewhere around, "Good, you're paying attention. I like that." whatever was going to follow was only going to irritate.

Maybe if it had followed some event. Or the writer had some personal story about his/her interactions with the craxy.

I dunno.

Plus the word "midget" is considered by many to be offensive.

I think maybe not funny because it was funny the first thousand times I've heard it, and now am bored.

Speaking of unfunny, Im going to Wondercon to wander around and try to impress upon people that they should buy my book. I am to be given postcards heralding the arrival of my geniusness.

I expect to be terrible at this.

I expect to be terrible at this.

Isn't Tim going to be there pimping Drive? Isn't that in my neighborhood?

tis. I think this is the first time I'll have seen Tim in yonks.

I miss him. I remember that he's awfully cute.

Oh, then I should definitely email Fraction! And then if he'll be there, you and he and Tim can all meet up and, I dunno, get some kind of group restraining order against me.

Allyson, if you leave postcards at the Browncoat table they will relentlessly pimp your book for you. You should avail yourself of their fervor. IJS

I'm gonna be the doofus basking in the glow of the Drive writer with the parking spot and the actual connection to the show. You can't see me but I'm making a cross eyes and buck teeth face, to illustrate my doofusness.

I have no idea how I ended up with cool friends. I suspect that my mom pays them.

ETA: Thanks, Tamara, James said it would be alright to drop some off awhile back, and I'll see if there's room before making a nuisance of myself!

Also, also, Sars should come out here one day and we can do dueling readings. She can talk about television, and I can talk about people who watch television.

And then we can put it on YouTube and sue ourselves.