Ralph Nader driving a Corvair.
Only if it rear ends a Pinto and explodes.
Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.
Spike ,'Showtime'
The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 24, 2007 8:43:51 am PST #3622 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Polter-Cow - Jan 24, 2007 8:46:53 am PST #3623 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
The TARDIS isn't a car!
You could put it on wheels!
Oh oh! There needs to be one of those James Bond cars that shoot missiles.
Laga - Jan 24, 2007 8:48:59 am PST #3624 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
How could we forget the Mount Prospect police car?
Ailleann - Jan 24, 2007 8:50:53 am PST #3625 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
I think you should work in some of the product placement by having a car that's plastered with ads. Like the program going around a while back where companies would buy you a car in exchange for the ad space. They could pass it in traffic. Also could work with bus signs!
Scrappy - Jan 24, 2007 8:51:33 am PST #3626 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
The TARDIS isn't a car!
Well, it's a VEHICLE.
§ ita § - Jan 24, 2007 8:52:22 am PST #3627 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, it's a VEHICLE.
Why not just suggest the Enterprise? Huh?
Dana - Jan 24, 2007 8:53:05 am PST #3628 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
The Enterprise would be cool. Either the original model or the NextGen one. Not the Scott Bakula one.
§ ita § - Jan 24, 2007 8:53:54 am PST #3629 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think that Serenity should have dibs on first spaceship appearance. It's only fair.
DavidS - Jan 24, 2007 8:53:54 am PST #3630 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
So really this is a live action remake of Wacky Races?
Allyson - Jan 24, 2007 8:54:50 am PST #3631 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Hush, ita.