Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...

'War Stories'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Ailleann - Jan 21, 2007 1:21:29 pm PST #3558 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

What am I, chopped liver?!

::makes out with P-C::


evil jimi - Jan 21, 2007 2:15:20 pm PST #3559 of 10001
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

Jericho showed people in cars using what I swear was rear projection.

Bones does it all the time, too.


Narrator - Jan 21, 2007 2:21:56 pm PST #3560 of 10001
The evil is this way?

I remember enough to get the "Pip" jokes on South Park. Luckily I managed to avoid watching Roswell.

Nice idea, poor execution. Although I do sometimes miss the Abs O'Doom (Max Evans, shirtless).

eta: anyway I prefer the Futurama explanation of Roswell.

Which was?


Laga - Jan 21, 2007 9:00:15 pm PST #3561 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

It won't be nearly as funny if I explain it. imdb

Basically the alien spaceship was actually bender and the alien autopsy was really Zoidberg.


joe boucher - Jan 22, 2007 10:49:37 am PST #3562 of 10001
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

And doesn't Riley look like Jeffrey Hunter, circa "The Searchers"?... It didn't strike me until we gave him the buzz cut -- but similar eyes and the mouth. I might have to recast him with William Shatner.

Now that's funny. (Jeffrey Hunter was Captain of the Enterprise in the Star Trek pilot, which became the basis for the episode "The Menagerie." Hunter's the fourth picture down -- the second one down, too, but he's heavily made up there.)


P.M. Marc - Jan 22, 2007 11:25:43 am PST #3563 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Excited anticipation re: TV's Hit Drive, for the record, came up in casual conversation yesterday.

One NOT started by me. I was standing around the veggie tray at the party, stuffing myself with jicama at the time.


Polter-Cow - Jan 22, 2007 11:27:41 am PST #3564 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh? Someone outside the Wide Wide World of Web has heard about it?


P.M. Marc - Jan 22, 2007 11:33:26 am PST #3565 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Oh? Someone outside the Wide Wide World of Web has heard about it?

So it would seem!

Bear in mind, of course, that my friends are all huge frothing media geeks, even if I tend to make them look tame. But it was still a kick to hear it mentioned. Again, not by me.


Tim Minear - Jan 22, 2007 11:50:14 am PST #3566 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

Which is why I mentioned I might have to recast him with Shatner, joe. Who will host my separated at birth images? You will see what I mean.


Allyson - Jan 22, 2007 12:01:03 pm PST #3567 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'll only host them if I can include the pic of you and Patrick Swayze separated at birth pics.