Mal: You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you here looking at me like I owe him something? Jayne: Wishing I could, Captain.

'Jaynestown'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Laga - Jan 21, 2007 10:45:22 am PST #3552 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I had no idea Great Expectations had two endings. I'd wonder which one I read but I can't remember how it ends anyway. Oh wait, did we read this in school? I probably never got to the end.


Pix - Jan 21, 2007 12:04:04 pm PST #3553 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Laga, the original ending was a lot more realistic. The one that got published was a everything-is-resolved-despite-obvious-reasons-why-it-shouldn't-have-been. Think the series finale of Roswell.


Dana - Jan 21, 2007 12:06:19 pm PST #3554 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I don't think the revised ending resolves things, but that's your typical Dickensian essay question. "Compare and contrast the original and revised endings of Great Expectations, blah blah blah."


Laga - Jan 21, 2007 12:08:06 pm PST #3555 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I remember enough to get the "Pip" jokes on South Park. Luckily I managed to avoid watching Roswell.

eta: anyway I prefer the Futurama explanation of Roswell.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 21, 2007 12:27:02 pm PST #3556 of 10001
What is even happening?

What am I, chopped liver?!

I suppose there's little chance you're Tricia Helfer's sockpuppet. I think my husband might make an exception in that case, but otherwise, he frowns on any making out in which I engage, that doesn't involve him. He's the one who campaigned for a dual-tuner TiVo, though -- so there's a connection.

Besides, can you get me Heroes AND whispering Jack Bauer at the same time? I think not.


Pix - Jan 21, 2007 12:48:51 pm PST #3557 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I don't think the revised ending resolves things, but that's your typical Dickensian essay question. "Compare and contrast the original and revised endings of Great Expectations, blah blah blah."

Dana, totally true. I may be a tad biased.


Ailleann - Jan 21, 2007 1:21:29 pm PST #3558 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

What am I, chopped liver?!

::makes out with P-C::


evil jimi - Jan 21, 2007 2:15:20 pm PST #3559 of 10001
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

Jericho showed people in cars using what I swear was rear projection.

Bones does it all the time, too.


Narrator - Jan 21, 2007 2:21:56 pm PST #3560 of 10001
The evil is this way?

I remember enough to get the "Pip" jokes on South Park. Luckily I managed to avoid watching Roswell.

Nice idea, poor execution. Although I do sometimes miss the Abs O'Doom (Max Evans, shirtless).

eta: anyway I prefer the Futurama explanation of Roswell.

Which was?


Laga - Jan 21, 2007 9:00:15 pm PST #3561 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

It won't be nearly as funny if I explain it. imdb

Basically the alien spaceship was actually bender and the alien autopsy was really Zoidberg.