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The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Allyson - Jan 20, 2007 6:33:20 pm PST #3531 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I really need to buckle down and write my set report.


Liese S. - Jan 20, 2007 7:31:18 pm PST #3532 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

" The actors should know we were thinking of calling the show Firey Ball of Death."

I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked. Could there possibly be death, even violent and unexpected death, in a show about an illegal car race? Surely not. Surely there will only be pleasant pastoral scenes and pert, pretty people, and possibly the occasional landscape gone rogue?


Polter-Cow - Jan 20, 2007 7:38:08 pm PST #3533 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Apparently Tim has only himself to blame for that whole "Minear, who's probably best known for his efforts on Buffy and the cult favorite Firefly..." thing.

I'm missing something. How is it Tim's fault that Joel Keller says that?


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2007 7:40:02 pm PST #3534 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If you read through to the comments, P-C, you'll see where Joel says that Tim himself said so.


Invisible Green - Jan 20, 2007 7:40:08 pm PST #3535 of 10001

From the comments section:

Tim Minear never worked on Buffy. His other Joss Whedon show was Angel. It's a mistake that happens often.
- Cynthia

Minear himself said he worked on "Buffy," so that's what I went with. Maybe it was in a capacity that doesn't make the list on IMDb.

- Joel Keller


Polter-Cow - Jan 20, 2007 7:44:44 pm PST #3536 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Aha!

Clearly, he took the X-Files tagline "Believe the Lie" to heart.


bon bon - Jan 20, 2007 8:28:34 pm PST #3537 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

if the race in the show is secret and illegal, how do people hear about it

I hope the author didn't ask this question. (I've heard of, say, the Gumball Rally.) Because with the dive in credibility caused by this question, the inability to spell fiery, and not having heard of Heavenly Creatures ...I'm beginning to think Tim never wrote for Buffy.


Strega - Jan 20, 2007 11:52:29 pm PST #3538 of 10001

Oh. Gosh.

The most inteersting thing about this series is that, while it shows ordinary citizens who are persuaded to participate in an illegal cross-country race for a $32 million prize, all the actors' in-car scenes will be shot in front of green screens.

I'm not saying that the technical stuff isn't neat, but.... is that really the most interesting thing about the show? If so, maybe the promo spots should just be about the greenscreening.


Zenkitty - Jan 21, 2007 4:19:17 am PST #3539 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Strega, I thought the same thing. Technically interesting, but the most interesting thing? Huh.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 21, 2007 6:39:33 am PST #3540 of 10001
What is even happening?

Oh, that Cynthia wasn't me. That's funny, because it's something I've done in the past.

People wrote Dickens' hundreds of letters asking him to spare Little Nell in The Old Curiosity Shop. Crowds greeted each ship to America bringing new installments, often asking if Little Nell still lived. People sobbed openly about her death. So Tim is a lot like Dickens. Also, neither of them ever worked on Buffy.

But Tim's name never ended up half starred out on the Buffy board. Oh, for the days, of Charles ****ens, Alfred Hitch****, and my personal favorite, **** Cheney.