You know children don't really develop consciences about things like using martial arts to kill their siblings when arguing over crayons until they're several years old, right? RIGHT?
You like ships. You don't seem to be looking at the destinations. What you care about is the ships, and mine's the nicest.
Kaylee ,'Serenity'
The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 04, 2007 7:50:29 am PST #2794 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Betsy HP - Jan 04, 2007 7:50:48 am PST #2795 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Now I'm imagining a child raised by the Village People.
It isn't pretty.
Allyson - Jan 04, 2007 7:51:23 am PST #2796 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I really do think you should take lori's suggestion and YouTube the ultrasound DVD so Tim can choose a twin. That one will have a better car seat.
Betsy HP - Jan 04, 2007 7:51:47 am PST #2797 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
You know children don't really develop consciences about things like using martial arts to kill their siblings when arguing over crayons until they're several years old, right? RIGHT?
Well, that would solve the which-one-is-cutest problem. Clearly it's the survivor.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 04, 2007 7:51:52 am PST #2798 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Now I'm imagining a child raised by the Village People.
It isn't pretty.
But it is fabulous...
§ ita § - Jan 04, 2007 7:51:54 am PST #2799 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You know children don't really develop consciences about things like using martial arts to kill their siblings when arguing over crayons until they're several years old, right? RIGHT?
That's what I'm bargaining on.
amych - Jan 04, 2007 7:52:06 am PST #2800 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
You know children don't really develop consciences about things like using martial arts to kill their siblings when arguing over crayons until they're several years old, right? RIGHT?
The trick is to raise enough on pay-per-view cage matches before then to pay for college.
DavidS - Jan 04, 2007 7:53:00 am PST #2801 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Now I'm imagining a child raised by the Village People.
That's what the seventies looked like.
Betsy HP - Jan 04, 2007 7:53:01 am PST #2802 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
But it is fabulous...
Assless chaps? *Not* a good look before potty training.
Kat - Jan 04, 2007 7:53:08 am PST #2803 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Bev, not the ugly one. With a baby, it's too soon to tell... hence the ugly duckling story. It would have to be random selection.
Sometimes, I fear for my kids. First it's that I think of them as parasitic aliens, who currently have uncovered brains. Then I'm secretly fascinated that they not only communicate and play games in the womb, but they fight each other (according to the info in the National Geographic Special on Twins that's on next week). And then I find all of this morbidly funny.