And, allyson thinks of the twins a hekyll and jekyll (is that spelled correctly?) and I can foresee a halloween when ita makes them dress up as Thing 1 and Thing 2.
In my mind, I've already named the twins "Dean" and "Logan", even though I have no idea if they're boys.
The other one will have to find his or her own village.
Robo-village.
Or perhaps wire-mesh monkey mommy village.
Damn, that's harsh. I imagine a tiny baby, blanket in hand, crawling out of the maternity ward, looking for a village that will take it.
I will be there for the underdog twin, and I will have it trained in the mystical arts of combat, starting at about 7 months.
It doesn't have to take a village to raise a child. Sometimes it just takes a sociopath.
roomba!
Really a roomba with robot arms is all you'd need.
eta:
Or you know, a sociopathic krav instructor.
We have a "It takes a village.." banner in the office at school. Each time I see it I think, "Yep the entire school raises one kid. The other 2699 of you are screwed."
The other one will have to find his or her own village.
Well, the sponsorship will come in real handy then. Call central casting.
"I need villagers. Several dozen.
"No, not Village People. Villagers.
"Oh, fuck it. Just send some head shots over."