Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


amych - Dec 24, 2006 8:18:44 am PST #2451 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

WOLFRAM!!! Missed you, dear! And a happy belated Chanukah to the cubs!


Kristen - Dec 24, 2006 10:59:36 am PST #2452 of 10001

Hi Wolfram! And thank you very much!

I was just driving along Sunset with the top down. On Christmas Eve. How awesome is that?

I will admit it is not as awesome as the Santa I saw the other day in the LeBaron convertible.


Scrappy - Dec 24, 2006 11:27:31 am PST #2453 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

That soiunds very awesome, Kristen. My favorite LA Christmas sight was a couple on a motorcycle in full leathers, with the passenger carefully clutching a very traditional wreath.


Strega - Dec 25, 2006 3:04:48 pm PST #2454 of 10001

Allyson, if you're out there: the shuttle bath toy was a HUGE hit with the nephew. (The other goodies were also fabulous, but that one was the winner.) We ended up saving a couple of presents for the Xmas morning because Kevin was getting irked that we kept asking to make him stop playing with the shuttle long enough to open another present.

I tried to get him to record a thank-you message, but by then he was very tired and also sick, so I'd tell him to say something and he'd just stare glassily at nothing. Poor little guy. I'll try again sometime when he's conscious.


sarameg - Dec 25, 2006 6:16:39 pm PST #2455 of 10001

My nephew stuck floam on the heads of the astronauts from the shuttle toy and made it crash into things. I'm sure it says something about him. Probably "one of us" (us being members of my family.)


Kristen - Dec 26, 2006 12:48:08 pm PST #2456 of 10001

That sounds adorable, Robin!

And we often have that problem in our family, too, Strega. Once the girls open a present they love? They don't want to look at the other boxes. Kids today.

In other Christmas news, I bought myself a present...a new phone. I was tired of my old clunky walkie-talkie Nextel thing (especially now that I have no need to walkie or talkie) and wanted to upgrade to a shiny new phone. But now I fear I might have upgraded too far, too fast since I have no freaking clue how to work this thing.


Allyson - Dec 26, 2006 1:03:03 pm PST #2457 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You need to text people like this:

Im in ur tv

rightin ur sho


Kalshane - Dec 26, 2006 1:06:46 pm PST #2458 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

My 2-year old nephew does the same thing. At his birthday, he was totally enraptured by the chalk he got with his new easel and couldn't be made to even look at his other presents until the chalk was hidden from him.

On Christmas morning he drove my sister nuts because he wanted to play with the Weebles Castle he'd opened from me on Christmas Eve instead of opening any of his new gifts.

I personally seem to recall being a greedy little kid and anxiously opening each present in turn, then being disappointed if each new gift wasn't cooler than the last one.

I still have a tendency at Christmas to try to guess which of my gifts are going to be the coolest and then open them in the order of least to most cool. I'm rarely successful, though.


Kristen - Dec 26, 2006 1:26:40 pm PST #2459 of 10001

My mom was always very specific about the order in which I opened gifts. The grandkids? They get to run wild and pick what they want to open first.

And, dude, I need to figure out HOW to text message people first. I think I've mastered the making of phone calls. Next up, master changing the volume without accidentally taking a picture.


Kalshane - Dec 26, 2006 1:45:03 pm PST #2460 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

My mother occaisionally tells us to open one gift before we open another (because gift A is an accessory for gift B and opening them in the wrong order gives away what gift B is) but otherwise our family just opens gifts in whatever order we choose.