Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.

'Touched'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Allyson - Dec 21, 2006 7:11:00 am PST #2404 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Whatev.

I'm baking cookies with my nephew this afternoon and NONE OF YOUSE CAN HAVE ANY.


msbelle - Dec 21, 2006 7:38:18 am PST #2405 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

we have our own TOOKIES! so THERE!


Simon - Dec 21, 2006 9:34:51 am PST #2406 of 10001

NONE OF YOUSE CAN HAVE ANY.

You're Scottish? Enjoy the cookies :).


Liese S. - Dec 21, 2006 5:27:40 pm PST #2407 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I wish I had Allyson's nephew's cookies. No wait, I don't, that would be like taking candy from a baby.

But my mom sent me cookies! So, nyah! Packed in popcorn, which the SO & the Biscuit have been enjoying, so they arrived perfect and beautiful and intact from Hawaii.


Allyson - Dec 21, 2006 6:23:03 pm PST #2408 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Okay, so, just hear me out.

Picture this:

A long, barren highway. Tumbleweeds. Bleached cow skulls, ala Georgia O'Keefe line the baked asphalt.

Violet is in the backseat of her dad's car. She should be bored. She should be climbing up the back window looking for escape. Her iPod is dead. Her dad is boringly discussing string theory with himself.

But Violet is not bored. No, she's completely engrossed in a copy of Will the Vampire People Please Leave the Lobby? by me. She's entertained. She chuckles to herself. Awesome.

C'MON!


Strega - Dec 21, 2006 6:49:46 pm PST #2409 of 10001

You should call me. I have amusement to share.


Kristen - Dec 21, 2006 6:56:30 pm PST #2410 of 10001

I have no cookies. But I do have a brownie and get to watch Fargo, followed by The Ref. Oddly enough, these two movie selections are airing on WE, in between two Danielle Steele movies.


Strega - Dec 21, 2006 7:00:55 pm PST #2411 of 10001

Huh. Maybe its a celebration of dysfunctional families?


Allyson - Dec 21, 2006 7:06:38 pm PST #2412 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm watching The Last House On the Left.

Bizarre.


Kristen - Dec 21, 2006 7:07:26 pm PST #2413 of 10001

Maybe its a celebration of dysfunctional families?

Excellent point. In the spirit of the holidays and all.