I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and... some of it's made up, and... some of it can't be quantified, and... there's secrets.

River ,'Safe'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 15, 2006 9:32:10 pm PST #1774 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

She's supposed to trade them for a steamer trunk with a bound and gagged Alan Ruck inside, isn't she?


Kat - Nov 16, 2006 3:57:36 am PST #1775 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

My ambassadorship was approved by congress?

God. That would be fantastic. All embassorial staff would be required to have fun hair colors.

Waiting for Drive news....


Laura - Nov 16, 2006 4:03:22 am PST #1776 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Hrmph! Saw the bitty fury of new posts and thought there was news. Enjoyed the link Strega. My son is a big MASH fan and will love that story.


Allyson - Nov 16, 2006 7:54:11 am PST #1777 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Ima make up my own Drive news.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 16, 2006 8:07:15 am PST #1778 of 10001
What is even happening?

Like, "Tim Minear runs contest: Find the hidden nude Maxim model still in every episode, and you'll win a Porche"?


Allyson - Nov 16, 2006 8:18:53 am PST #1779 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Well, here's my Drive news.

Tim is canning the two Mexican brothers and they will be replaced by Lindsay and Angel in a Chevy Impala. "No, YOU shut up."

The lead will be played by Nathan Fillion, and his love interest will be played by Gina Torres, who is on the lam for running down a character played Vincent Kathaiser with a lawn mower.

Caroline Dhavernas will take the role of Wendy, who is unfortunately saddled with her whiny kid sister, Dawn. Upon the screeching Get Out GET OUT GET OUT!, Wendy will run her down with the same lawn mower.

Finally, Peter Coyote will be playing a sociopathic hitchhiker who gets picked up by Marti Noxon. Peter tortures Marti for the entire series in retribution for Buffy Season 6.

Also, I'm hired as Executive Producer when Tim's head explodes.


Polter-Cow - Nov 16, 2006 8:19:51 am PST #1780 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I like all that news! I can't wait for the show.


Lee - Nov 16, 2006 8:20:14 am PST #1781 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Do any of them turn into puppets?


Allyson - Nov 16, 2006 8:21:58 am PST #1782 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Lee Pace turns into a puppet after Xander shows up and inexplicably makes a wish for no apparent reason.


Dana - Nov 16, 2006 8:22:29 am PST #1783 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Angel and Lindsey would be awesome on a road trip.