Buffistas

The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.

Mal ,'Ariel'

The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.

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Allyson - Nov 16, 2006 8:18:53 am PST #1779 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Well, here's my Drive news.

Tim is canning the two Mexican brothers and they will be replaced by Lindsay and Angel in a Chevy Impala. "No, YOU shut up."

The lead will be played by Nathan Fillion, and his love interest will be played by Gina Torres, who is on the lam for running down a character played Vincent Kathaiser with a lawn mower.

Caroline Dhavernas will take the role of Wendy, who is unfortunately saddled with her whiny kid sister, Dawn. Upon the screeching Get Out GET OUT GET OUT!, Wendy will run her down with the same lawn mower.

Finally, Peter Coyote will be playing a sociopathic hitchhiker who gets picked up by Marti Noxon. Peter tortures Marti for the entire series in retribution for Buffy Season 6.

Also, I'm hired as Executive Producer when Tim's head explodes.

Polter-Cow - Nov 16, 2006 8:19:51 am PST #1780 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I like all that news! I can't wait for the show.

Lee - Nov 16, 2006 8:20:14 am PST #1781 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Do any of them turn into puppets?

Allyson - Nov 16, 2006 8:21:58 am PST #1782 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Lee Pace turns into a puppet after Xander shows up and inexplicably makes a wish for no apparent reason.

Dana - Nov 16, 2006 8:22:29 am PST #1783 of 10001

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Angel and Lindsey would be awesome on a road trip.

Aims - Nov 16, 2006 8:26:25 am PST #1784 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Angel and Lindsey would be awesome on a road trip.

Why did Tommy Boy just pop into my head?

Ailleann - Nov 16, 2006 8:30:32 am PST #1785 of 10001

vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Blood in the dashboard lowers the resale value!

Kristen - Nov 16, 2006 8:33:28 am PST #1786 of 10001

You forgot to mention the Justin Timberlake cameo during sweeps.

Aims - Nov 16, 2006 8:34:43 am PST #1787 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

As Lindsey and Angel's son!

Allyson - Nov 16, 2006 8:38:33 am PST #1788 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Justin is a butt baby!

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