No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


ChiKat - May 12, 2006 12:20:40 pm PDT #16 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Shiny!! New thread.


WindSparrow - May 12, 2006 1:15:03 pm PDT #17 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Yeah, wait till after I get back from the store to start a new thread.


DavidS - May 12, 2006 1:20:20 pm PDT #18 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Are we still sussing out the thread title?


Allyson - May 12, 2006 1:22:06 pm PDT #19 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Yes. And I'm still trying to determine the haiku winner.


DavidS - May 12, 2006 1:30:08 pm PDT #20 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And I'm still trying to determine the haiku winner.

Drive, Tim Said, and so
they drove deep into the night
Stopping for Big Gulps


Strega - May 12, 2006 2:21:42 pm PDT #21 of 10001

I'm still trying to determine the haiku winner.
Jesse said I won. Coincidentally, she won the "best judge" contest. That I was having. Secretly.

We rule!


Allyson - May 12, 2006 2:29:26 pm PDT #22 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think you should totally work in the Bush Administration with that awesome logic.


Pix - May 12, 2006 2:32:57 pm PDT #23 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

New thread!

I've only been skipping the last 3000 posts or so...damn this "working" thing.


Strega - May 12, 2006 2:34:04 pm PDT #24 of 10001

I know you're disappointed, but there's no reason to lash out like that.


joe boucher - May 12, 2006 2:36:09 pm PDT #25 of 10001
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

With just the slightest changes...

Jesse said I won.
She won my "best judge" contest.
Secretly. We rule!