Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em. Zoe: Shoot 'em? Mal: Politely.

'Serenity'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Kristen - Aug 30, 2006 7:28:09 pm PDT #1185 of 10001

But that's my theory! A few people mentioned that, despite the off stage drama, when Dilana performs, she delivers. Then someone invoked the name of Axl and I said:

As someone else mentioned upthread, the same could be said for Axl (and Dilana, I know Axl Rose and you, ma'am, are no Axl) but I'm pretty sure that none of the Raven Soup boys want to go there again.

(Remember Jason? You compared him to Nero, fiddling while Rome burned. Or, in Axl's case, drinking champagne while Toronto rioted. Though, in Axl's defense, riots probably didn't faze him much by then.)

Or wait! Maybe they do. They get their Burnett paychecks, release an album and do a handful of tour dates until their lead singer implodes.

Tabloid headlines. Cancelled shows. Then Willie Robertson makes a bunch of insurance payouts to everyone and the boys all move on.

It all makes sense now! And I have shocking!new!evidence! to support my crackpot theory. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I would like to enter into evidence Prosecution Exhibit A.


sumi - Aug 30, 2006 7:34:55 pm PDT #1186 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I can't wait to see what happens at that songwriting clinic. Having Gilby as the main songwriter explains ALOT.

Interesting. . . is that the only picture with one of the "rockers" on the site?


Kristen - Aug 30, 2006 7:37:55 pm PDT #1187 of 10001

It's the only one anyone has uncovered so I'm continuing the time honored tradition of ignoring the possible existence of other evidence that might not support my crackpot theory.


sumi - Aug 30, 2006 8:36:42 pm PDT #1188 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I think that the two favorite theories are that they've already picked Dilana or that they've already picked Lukas.


Kristen - Aug 30, 2006 8:42:15 pm PDT #1189 of 10001

I think if they did already pick Lukas, they're rethinking that decision now. Tonight just proved he's simply not roit.


sumi - Aug 30, 2006 8:45:32 pm PDT #1190 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I'm interested to hear what my sister-in-law thought of that performance. She's a fan of the goth hobbit and can't stand Dilana.


Tamara - Aug 30, 2006 9:12:45 pm PDT #1191 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

If either of the two win who you guys are talking about, I'll be sick. IJS

The rest of them have each have ten times more talent than those two combined.

But then, maybe that makes sense and there is a diety looking out for the truly talented.

SN's originals have been godawful.


Kristen - Aug 30, 2006 9:16:50 pm PDT #1192 of 10001

But then, maybe that makes sense and there is a diety looking out for the truly talented.

This is what I'm thinking. I mean, would you want someone you liked to win Rock Star: SuperSuckass?


Tamara - Aug 30, 2006 9:23:58 pm PDT #1193 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

This is what I'm thinking. I mean, would you want someone you liked to win Rock Star: SuperSuckass?

One word: NO!

I'm crossing my fingers that Magni doesn't win.


Jackal - Aug 31, 2006 12:22:37 am PDT #1194 of 10001
It's not that I'm the only one, it's that I'm the honest one.

Found another The Inside fan vid via a headsup on the Drive blog.

And speaking of Drive, how many goats do I have to sacrifice to get it picked up today?