Sometimes this board is weird.
We don't care how crude you are, as long as you spell and punctuate properly.
Say! look at you! You look just like me! We're very pretty.
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Betsy HP - Aug 29, 2006 6:49:24 am PDT #1156 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Kevin - Aug 29, 2006 7:39:02 am PDT #1157 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
Somebody should give Trey Parker an account.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 29, 2006 11:15:45 am PDT #1158 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Anyone who even tells him about our existence, I will hurt. Badly.
Polter-Cow - Aug 29, 2006 11:23:24 am PDT #1159 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
So you won't do a very good job of hurting them?
Kalshane - Aug 29, 2006 11:27:17 am PDT #1160 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
I volunteer to hold them down while you hurt them, Matt.
§ ita § - Aug 29, 2006 11:40:22 am PDT #1161 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
P-C has evidently not been hurt badly yet.
Kalshane - Aug 29, 2006 11:50:01 am PDT #1162 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Not by others, anyway. He seems to be good at hurting himself with the whole serial shoulder dislocation deal.
§ ita § - Aug 29, 2006 11:52:40 am PDT #1163 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's so not the same when you do it to yourself.
Polter-Cow - Aug 29, 2006 11:54:06 am PDT #1164 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Hey, both those shoulders were dislocated FOR me.
Kalshane - Aug 29, 2006 12:02:14 pm PDT #1165 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Oh, right, I'd recalled the weird and random and forgotten the involvment of others. Though they weren't inflicted with malice or intent, so it's a whole other animal, really.