I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services!

Willow ,'Showtime'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Dana - May 12, 2006 12:05:54 pm PDT #10 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

P-C, you did NOT just spoil me for Veronica Mars season 2. Right? We're just going to pretend that didn't happen.

(This makes up for the Sandman thing.)


tommyrot - May 12, 2006 12:06:03 pm PDT #11 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

10 is when?

eta: Argh.

Anyway, I shall leave my failure up for all to see for eternity.


Kevin - May 12, 2006 12:13:42 pm PDT #12 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

I am drunk. I am starting as I mean to continue.


bon bon - May 12, 2006 12:15:03 pm PDT #13 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Ahh, Friday!


Polter-Cow - May 12, 2006 12:19:16 pm PDT #14 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

P-C, you did NOT just spoil me for Veronica Mars season 2. Right? We're just going to pretend that didn't happen.

Yeah, that's best. It's not what you think, anyway, but I went back and whitefonted just in case.

(This makes up for the Sandman thing.)

Heh. Tit for tat, eh?


Dana - May 12, 2006 12:20:03 pm PDT #15 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Hopefully by the time I actually get to watch it, I'll have forgotten.


ChiKat - May 12, 2006 12:20:40 pm PDT #16 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Shiny!! New thread.


WindSparrow - May 12, 2006 1:15:03 pm PDT #17 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Yeah, wait till after I get back from the store to start a new thread.


DavidS - May 12, 2006 1:20:20 pm PDT #18 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Are we still sussing out the thread title?


Allyson - May 12, 2006 1:22:06 pm PDT #19 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Yes. And I'm still trying to determine the haiku winner.