Fire bad. Tree pretty.

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Jun 14, 2006 5:06:56 pm PDT #9774 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Except that Oakland does need you more than Albany. Berkeley does, too.

Possibly you could say something about being drawn to the Bay Area, needing to live someplace that's manageable on a teacher's salary, and wanting to be fully rooted, both home and career, in whatever community you end up teaching in, to better understand specific local issues, community problems and challenges the kids may be facing, etc. etc.?

Which is such a complete and utter asspull I can hardly believe I'm daring to post it. It's probably way too bullshitty to use, but it's the first thing I could think of.

And yes, please, tap the Zahas hivemind if you get called for an interview!


Emily - Jun 14, 2006 5:13:24 pm PDT #9775 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Oakland's under a State mandated takeover of the school district. SF's only caught between lapsed Federal desegration orders and State laws and local lawsuits.

I was going with being interested in "the prospect of working in a school system committed to major change."

Ooh, JZ, you're good. Wonder if I can stay awake long enough to make this halfway decent. On the other hand, how good does it have to be? Really. I'm applying to teach math. I've seen how some other math teachers write.


Emily - Jun 14, 2006 5:26:38 pm PDT #9776 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Ack! Quick question. They want a personal statement in a Word document. Any suggestions about formatting? Double space or single? Indent? I've been writing papers for school for so long I can't remember what normal people write like!


Emily - Jun 14, 2006 5:33:19 pm PDT #9777 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Eh, never mind. Went ahead and submitted. Must grade tests before bed.


beth b - Jun 14, 2006 5:36:06 pm PDT #9778 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Doorbell report.

about 10 min ago. I was not naked. and it wasa neighbor bring me fresh caught salmon. sliced up into nice steaks.

that's my kinda doorbell ringing


SuziQ - Jun 14, 2006 5:40:57 pm PDT #9779 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Beth - I love your doorbell reports. No one ever rings our doorbell. Shoot, most folks can't even FIND it, if they wanted to ring it. Plus we have that added canine warning system making a doorbell redundant.


amych - Jun 14, 2006 5:44:11 pm PDT #9780 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

We don't have a doorbell.

Our NEW house has a doorbell.

(It also has a funky-assed foundation, but we're negotiating to get the sellers to fix that. Le sigh.)


SuziQ - Jun 14, 2006 5:47:31 pm PDT #9781 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Meanwhile - I'm sitting in the back of my van as practice runs late YET AGAIN.

I have to pee and that requires driving to the local Starbucks. Blarg.


Deena - Jun 14, 2006 5:51:32 pm PDT #9782 of 10002
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

It also has a funky-assed foundation

Ooh, not good. I hope they fix it without too much hassle and do it right.

We have a doorbell. Unfortunately, when Dad fixed the wiring, the doorbell died. Very strange.


amych - Jun 14, 2006 5:53:14 pm PDT #9783 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Ooh, not good.

Not good. Fixable, but not-good enough that we'd rather have it done now on their dime than have found out about it sometime off in the future.