Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Jun 14, 2006 11:16:27 am PDT #9647 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

What a coincidence! It's also Joss Whedon's birthday!

You're Joss Whedon? I thought that was Kiba.


Steph L. - Jun 14, 2006 11:18:50 am PDT #9648 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

What a coincidence! It's also Joss Whedon's birthday!

You're Joss Whedon? I thought that was Kiba.

I am Spartacus.


Fred Pete - Jun 14, 2006 11:21:42 am PDT #9649 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

I am the Walrus.


Polter-Cow - Jun 14, 2006 11:22:19 am PDT #9650 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I am the Bullgod.


Steph L. - Jun 14, 2006 11:22:47 am PDT #9651 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I am a rock.


Calli - Jun 14, 2006 11:22:51 am PDT #9652 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm a little teapot sugar-bowl.


Fred Pete - Jun 14, 2006 11:23:16 am PDT #9653 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

I am, I said.


Steph L. - Jun 14, 2006 11:23:49 am PDT #9654 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I am an island.


erikaj - Jun 14, 2006 11:25:18 am PDT #9655 of 10002
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I am not an animal! (Sure...the freak of nature comes out with the Elephant Man quote! I am a cliche.)


Jessica - Jun 14, 2006 11:27:16 am PDT #9656 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I am not a number, I am a free man!