'Ariel'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I can't believe I was 2/3 of the way through actually working this out and justifying my choices before I realized how utterly fucking insane it was. Now I've lost 93 seconds of my life I'll never get back, and I'm all distressed and disturbed. Stoopid creepy antipodean actuaries.
Ahh, it's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood.
Billy Ocean's rejected song titles:
Get Outta My Brain
Get Outta My Pants
Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Belly
Love Really Hurts Without Lube
Well, it's not desirable to have 190/100 for weeks on end, but it's also not going to make her brain explode. If that helps.
Yeah, that's kind of where my mind was going. I guess I was due for a freak-out. It doesn't help that my mom was all panicked on the phone.
Teppy is very calming. I think I might need Teppy during all my freak-outs.
We should make a Teppy doll.
Teppy is very calming. I think I might need Teppy during all my freak-outs.
I am human valium. Or, like, one of those noise machines that makes ocean waves sounds -- I'm a human white noise machine!
We should make a Teppy doll.
Heh. Coin-operated Teppy. Wind her up and watch her edit.
I think they are called spinal headaches. I don't know why I know this.
We should make a Teppy doll.
It would be very huggable/kissable.
ER? House? That is why I know random medical factoids.
Am now earwormed with "Ring My Bell."
It's not just you, though it's alternating with the new White Stripes song about "When you gonna ring my doorbell".
"Won't you play with my dingaling?"
ETA: Speaking of dingalings and Lists, I don't think that Daniel and I have really talked about it, but I believe I would give him a free pass with Alyson Hannigan. I'd even snog Alexis to keep him distracted and give them some time.
What? I'm just trying to be helpful.
I went to the farm (where we have our CSA shares)! And picked strawberries! And ate strawberries in the field in the sun under the blue sky!
And razzed some lambs, but we won't go into that.
SUCH a nice end of the day.
If they've ruled out post-partem PE (I assume they ran the blood work and it was normal, and that she wasn't spilling protein), it's probably a delayed headache.
Fingers crossed that she's back home quickly and safely.