So I went and did a brave thing yesterday. I tried on bathing suits. I was not overcome with revulsion on how the actual suits looked--a couple of them were actually quite flattering, but jeez, the legs. Due to skating they are a lot more toned than thay used to be, but they are still white and puffy and cellulite-y. Nothin' I can do about it, I guess.
Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Scrappy - Jun 13, 2006 6:52:45 am PDT #9346 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Polter-Cow - Jun 13, 2006 7:10:32 am PDT #9347 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Hee, Nicole.
I think I will kill everyone today.
Nicole - Jun 13, 2006 7:12:48 am PDT #9348 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!
I hear even fake tan legs look better than white legs, Robin. Not that I'd know from experience because I don't tan and I tend to think I look dirty when I use the fake tan lotions.
But still, go you with the facing of the dressing room mirrors while wearing a swimsuit!!
Aw, P-C. I was hoping today would be better for you.
erikaj - Jun 13, 2006 7:14:36 am PDT #9349 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Neutrogena makes a good one...my mom uses it sometimes, and it looks pretty real.
SuziQ - Jun 13, 2006 7:14:50 am PDT #9350 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
NICOLE!
P-C, I can say you were here with me all day. Trying on tiaras.
Amy - Jun 13, 2006 7:15:34 am PDT #9351 of 10002
Because books.
I think I will kill everyone today.
But not us, right? RIGHT?
Polter-Cow - Jun 13, 2006 7:18:34 am PDT #9352 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Aw, P-C. I was hoping today would be better for you.
I worked till midnight, and then BART had problems today, and I keep getting e-mails that make me feel like I'm stupid for not knowing what to do when in fact NO ONE SEEMS TO KNOW WHAT TO DO.
But not us, right? RIGHT?
I need you people for hugs and/or making out.
Nora Deirdre - Jun 13, 2006 7:23:03 am PDT #9353 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I need you people for hugs and/or making out.
"Dudes to the left for high fives, ladies to the right for making out."
t /Strong Bad
Aims - Jun 13, 2006 7:23:58 am PDT #9354 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Craxy dream last night.
I dreamt that Perkins, Betsy and I all went to live with Suzi.
I also had a VERY young boyfriend.
Scrappy - Jun 13, 2006 7:25:14 am PDT #9355 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Thanks for the suggestions! I like Neutrogena stuff and will check out the fake tanner.