I want broccoli, and we have none. I'ma eat ice cream instead.

Your tastebuds are more talented than mine. There is no way I could trade ice cream for broccoli.

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I want to do something I can't do. Like at all.

(Sadly, it's not illicit, so it's just bitchy, not Bitchy).

I'ma sit over here and go all qwerty faced. I'll try not to bother anyone. If you hear anyone saying, "100 years? All new people!" over and over and over again, it's just me.

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Funny, Cindy, I too have that thought every day...they're only dirty things, like, half the time.

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Um, yes. I know, I was being crazyheaded.

Such the crazyhead. You looked just shockingly beautiful and glamorous.

So, so true. And yes, isn't Cass gorgeous!

Presto-demon eyes... And thank you.

Oh, that night was such fun.

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qwerty faced

Love this.

Sorry you are having to remember that 100 years all new people. I mean, it helps. But it generally means that some of the ones here now are infuriating.

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One person who I think is absolutely terrific as a friend is oh-wow-man difficult to work with on a project (volunteer) and yet she is working her ass off (much harder than I am working) but it's all driving me crazy.

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Before I catch up on the 200 messages waiting, I first have to say SOMEWHERE, before I go scream at them:

there are children outside, who are SCREAMING and SHRIEKING very LOUDLY A LOT and they are ANNOYING THE HELL OUT OF ME.

However, were I to go yell at them, I might get my ass kicked. Sigh.

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Am I the only one who read this and thought, "Wow, erika was a gang-banger?"

BWHAHAH! OK, I totally didn't read "crip camp" like that, but now I want to!!

e heard a lot of, "in or out, pick one" and "you and your little friends need to take the party outside" and "OUT!" Ah, summer

Yeah, my mom stayed home until I was in high school (when she went back to grad school). So I wonder how my brother remembers childhood--he would've been 8 or 9 when she did. But then, before that, she ran a home daycare, so he always had friends his age around, in the daycare, so he may have different memories like that, too (whereas I had....lots of books. So it was more "Get your nose out of the book and go outside and don't come back for at least an hour!").

I've read this five times, and I still can't make TAR not stand for The Amazing Race.

I was *wondering* how The Amazing Race could have an episode about amputee camp! This American Life makes much more sense. :)

There are worse chatup lines than 'Man, this chocolate orange lipgloss tastes FANTASTIC'

I would totally give that line. Or fall for it. Then again, i'm the one going to Canada because she said "Come to Toronto Pride! I have a bed!"

Gud, I think you're married to my mom.

I'm proud of you, son. Sorry about the sucky people making doing your job difficult.

See, now, that's why Gud rocks. Cause that's a kickass response! :)

HAIL SATIN!

Oooh! A picture of me and Cass from Saturday night!

See, the only thing that would make that picture better would be being told that the third person in it was really Pete in drag....

And thankfully, in the time it took to catch up, the screaming children seem to have wandered off down the block.

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Gud, I'm happy to hear there's been an improvement lately.

If you hear anyone saying, "100 years? All new people!" over and over and over again, it's just me.

The oldest guy in Britain, 109 years old, apparently attributes his longevity to "cigareets, whiskey and wild, wild women".

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This personal ad completely cracks me up:

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