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ChiKat - Apr 18, 2006 5:38:29 pm PDT #89 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Okay, here's the 'splaination. First, for those who don't read my LJ, the BF and I broke up about a month ago. At the time, I was hurt and angry, but I knew it was the right thing. Now, with the hurt and anger fading, I absolutely know it was the right thing. Don't really need any punctuation over it. I've pissed and moaned to friends, gone out and had too many cosmos with gay boys, and basically took care of myself. I'm okay.

Strangely, I went on match.com about 2 weeks ago just to see if my old profile was still there (yep). That very night, I got an email from a guy. We've been emailing and he gave me his digits to call him.

I needed the courage~ma to actually do it. I did! Go me! He wasn't home, but I actually left a message with my number on it.

ChiKat - Apr 18, 2006 5:39:10 pm PDT #90 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

So, Hec? You making us mojitos at the F2F?

DavidS - Apr 18, 2006 5:43:42 pm PDT #91 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So, Hec? You making us mojitos at the F2F?

I'd love to, but I need fire and I'm afraid what might occur if Jilli's in the room.

ChiKat - Apr 18, 2006 5:45:42 pm PDT #92 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Wait, so you actually set it on fire and not just heat it up? Fancy schmancy.

Sparky1 - Apr 18, 2006 5:47:13 pm PDT #93 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

What is with you people and mojitos? Anything with mint in it is blech!

Good for you, ChiKat!

Steph L. - Apr 18, 2006 5:48:18 pm PDT #94 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

What is with you people and mojitos? Anything with mint in it is blech!

I'm with you, Sparky. Down with mint!

ChiKat - Apr 18, 2006 5:49:01 pm PDT #95 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

All your mojitos are mine! I find them very refreshing on a hot day.

Hil R. - Apr 18, 2006 5:50:41 pm PDT #96 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm with you, Sparky. Down with mint!

Me too.

Sparky1 - Apr 18, 2006 5:52:15 pm PDT #97 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

Thank goodness I'm not the only one who doesn't want my booze to remind me of toothpaste.

DavidS - Apr 18, 2006 5:56:47 pm PDT #98 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Pffft. Mojitos taste nothing like toothpaste. You've had bad mojitos.

Also you mint haters are filled with craxy juice which is leaking out like an old dumpster after a rainstorm.

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