Duct tape.
'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I now want to take pH indicators to Steph's sweaty body. In the interest of science.
Aimee, I tried to comment in your livejournal yesterday and was denied!
Duct tape.
Oh, so tempting.
Remember Laura's cautionary tale about duct taping the children!
I need tricks for keeping my budding nudist under control.
It's a phase. Sara was doing that right around the same age Owen is now, if I remember correctly.
She still undresses a hell of a lot, but she keeps her diaper on now. Toilet training is next.
Aimee, I tried to comment in your livejournal yesterday and was denied!
Wha-huh? Hmm... Lemme go check.
Toilet training is next.
I can't even make myself think about that yet.
-t, I'm sorry! You are now friended.
I wanna go see Lifehouse on Monday. I need to find a friend to go with me.
Dearest Owen,
We are well aware that you are two years old. Stop living the cliché.
Love and kisses,
The Buffistas