I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore, you're not even the kind of naughty.

Xander ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Jun 08, 2006 11:09:11 am PDT #8523 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Damn. They have to visit your home before they'll let you adopt this cat: [link]

Due to the popularity of this breed, and for her health and well being, completed and approved applications will be required prior to meeting with Zoey. MANDATORY REQUIREMENTS: You must be an experienced Sphynx owner and be able to provide proof of that ownership. A home visit is required.


JenP - Jun 08, 2006 11:11:30 am PDT #8524 of 10002

My sister's cat looks just like Jet. Or Joe. Anyway, Thomas is a gorgeous and sweet kitty.


sumi - Jun 08, 2006 11:15:19 am PDT #8525 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Awww, Jet and Joe are adorable too.

I mean Jet and Jack.


vw bug - Jun 08, 2006 11:17:10 am PDT #8526 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Toto thinks he needs a walk. I'm the only one home. If I take him out, there's a good chance I'll get locked out. Blech.


Polter-Cow - Jun 08, 2006 11:24:25 am PDT #8527 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Currently, my work-related stress is higher than my combined work-related stress over the past three months.

Yelling profanities and/or crying would be unprofessional, I presume.


Sparky1 - Jun 08, 2006 11:27:03 am PDT #8528 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

Yelling profanities and/or crying would be unprofessional, I presume.

Yes. Like shoving an email in the face of a supervisor, it's best just to daydream about these things until you're completely sure you've won the powerball lottery.

::daydreams about winning the powerball lottery::


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jun 08, 2006 11:48:42 am PDT #8529 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Pete found Jet and Joe.

Sigh. You'd think Jilli would have noticed that, since she linked to them, that there is no Joe. Wait... is that like "there is no spoon"? Well, probably, if the Joe in question is Miracleman...


DavidS - Jun 08, 2006 11:50:27 am PDT #8530 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well, probably, if the Joe in question is Miracleman...

Is he up for adoption? Has he been altered?


Aims - Jun 08, 2006 11:51:49 am PDT #8531 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Married, altered. Tomato, tomahto.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jun 08, 2006 11:51:59 am PDT #8532 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

The second question can only be answered with a "Yup"