No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Jun 07, 2006 10:07:02 am PDT #8338 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

(I will also note that she used all 6 of her mighty pounds, and possibly some kind of freaky alien force field, to carve out Lucy-sized gaps wherever the hell she wanted to sit if I didn't think to leave one for her.)


Katerina Bee - Jun 07, 2006 10:08:06 am PDT #8339 of 10002
Herding cats for fun

{{{amych}}}


Lee - Jun 07, 2006 10:10:58 am PDT #8340 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

What Katie Bee said.


ChiKat - Jun 07, 2006 10:15:34 am PDT #8341 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, amych, I am so sorry. Much love and peace to you and Lucy.


Jars - Jun 07, 2006 10:17:37 am PDT #8342 of 10002

Raq! Underwater archaeology! Eeeee! So cool!

Must! Stop! Abusing! Exclamation marks!

And now I have. Ask him if he needs an assistant. I can assist in all sorts of ways. All sorts. Use the emphasis.


SuziQ - Jun 07, 2006 10:22:20 am PDT #8343 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Olivia has a naughty worm too.

Bwah! She sure does. I was too hypnotized by the baby toes, I missed it the first time.


-t - Jun 07, 2006 10:23:41 am PDT #8344 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

{{amych}} Lucy sounds like a great cat.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 07, 2006 10:24:01 am PDT #8345 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

bah- how does one negotiate for a higher starting salary when offered a position?


Nora Deirdre - Jun 07, 2006 10:24:28 am PDT #8346 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

also, {{amych}}

I'm really sorry.


Sparky1 - Jun 07, 2006 10:24:42 am PDT #8347 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

{{amych}}

Olivia is trying to distract me from her toes with that big, beautiful smile of hers! Owen looks so grown up -- haircuts age kids instantly, don't they?