It's Betsy's birthday? Sweet! HB, BHP!

I know she was looking since she got overruled on hiring my minion. So it kind of sucked (for her) to have to sit in on firing me and lying to my face. OTOH, she could've fuckin' fought for a better severence for me at least.

Wrod. But participating in that nasty firing still puts her picture under "Weaselly" for me.

Why don't I ever get to wrongfully terminate people? OK, partially it's because most of the people I think should be let go are above me in the management chain, but I still think they should be let go, as they just aren't working out.

Can I pull off this color green? [link]

I think you could, Perkins. That's a pretty dress.

Happy Birthday, Betsy!

Happy birthday, Betsy!!!!!!!

Previous talk of burgers and stuff was making crave ... burgers and stuff. I'm not sure what it was, but it sure wasn't sodium, ketchup, yellow mustard, cheese, or dill pickle relish (yeah, I know. Daniel doesn't keep sweet relish on hand, and I don't want it often enough to bother buying any myself). Not having any burgers ready to hand, I fired up the microwave on some cheese-brats, slathered them in the aforementioned condiments, and chowed down. This did not still the penchant for burgers and stuff.

Well, milady, as we are approaching our one-year anniversary of our first "Date" we will get you burgers and stuff tomorrow.

April 21, 2005, I landed in Arizona and drove like a madman into the darkness of a place I'd never been to find you.

I think it has worked out well.

Burgers and stuff coming up.

Damn, now you're making me want burgers and I have no way of getting them right now.

ION, I am watching Twister. It's really one of my favorite movies. I love storms.

Daniel, new to US ep. Also, it's been a year already since your big trip? Wow.

I'm trying to learn to knit. It was going ok, until my cat decided to chew through the yarn. It's harder than it looks.

I took a very long nap today, and now I'm awake when I should be sleeping. Hopefully the sleepy will kick in again soon. I need more/enough recuperative sleep.

Daniel, new to US ep.

Ah. That being the episode with the hole in the head.

It wasn't one of the better of the new series. I would say that the rest of the season is boffo, tho.

Also, it's been a year already since your big trip? Wow.

Well, the first big trip. The second came in June when I bought a minivan and went to move her up here from Arizona...

Hmm. Maybe I wasn't reading Bitches then. I certainly remember the June one, which will be coming up soon for you!

You know how crank calls can be really annoying? When they are Em, they are the funniest thing ever. I wonder if the Empress knows that her heir has mastered the phone?

Oh, too funny.

She answered it yesterday when Kristin called, said "Hello? Hello?" and then hung up.

It was hysterical! And then the phone was off the hook, so I couldn't get through. I finally called Aimee's cell.