Hermanos! The devil has built a robot!

Numero Cinco ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Jun 06, 2006 5:19:43 am PDT #8017 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Interesting day to have a baby.

They will name him Damien, right? I mean, come on. Satan is such an ugly name for a child.


Fay - Jun 06, 2006 5:20:45 am PDT #8018 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

bwah!

Lucifer's quite nice, though.


Amy - Jun 06, 2006 5:21:21 am PDT #8019 of 10002
Because books.

Satan is such an ugly name for a child.

I'm partial to Beelzebub myself.


Polter-Cow - Jun 06, 2006 5:26:27 am PDT #8020 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Lucifer's quite nice, though.

Yeah, but all the kids at school will tease him and call him Lucy.


Fay - Jun 06, 2006 5:28:23 am PDT #8021 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Hmm.

The parents could just call him 'Lou' for short? Or I suppose they could always rely on his terrifying red-eyed glare to sort out any would-be trouble makers? And his hell hounds?


Polter-Cow - Jun 06, 2006 5:32:11 am PDT #8022 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hellhound, singular. The first trouble-maker exclaimed, "Ew! Your dog has three heads!" He was quickly eaten, and the head thing was never mentioned again.


Jessica - Jun 06, 2006 5:34:37 am PDT #8023 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Paging Jilli and Betsy!

www.victorianlondon.org -- maps! slang! pictures of charming hats!


Amy - Jun 06, 2006 5:37:24 am PDT #8024 of 10002
Because books.

The parents could just call him 'Lou' for short?

It *may* be a girl, you know. Are there any female-sounding Satanic names? Other than, you know, Devil Woman?


vw bug - Jun 06, 2006 5:41:53 am PDT #8025 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Home from class. Need to start laundry. Got quarters, so I'm all ready.

I'm pumping myself full of caffeine, as I really have SO much to do today, since yesterday I sat in the house all day waiting for the shrink to call me back with this wonderful plan. Feels so wrong, but there you have it.

Fortunately, I see said shrink tonight. He can see me in all my non-functioning glory, and hopefully he'll have a better sleep plan. Although, I doubt it. This is one of those times where it really is all in my head, but I just can't quite figure out how to get rid of it.


Polter-Cow - Jun 06, 2006 5:44:09 am PDT #8026 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It *may* be a girl, you know. Are there any female-sounding Satanic names?

Lucyfer.

Marystopheles.

Eve.