Technically, my fellow Americans, you are supporting me. Try to think of it as an arts grant.

David, I think most of us would be blissfully happy to support you with arts grants.

I want to throw hammers at things! The annoying guy at work just made a sexual innuendo joke at my expense. What a fuckin' asshole. I'm really glad I'm going to start working nights and won't have to see him again. Why does he think that's okay? With the only female in a room full of guys, in my first week of work? What the FUCK?

Khaki - luckily a co-worker ran me home and I am now in un-caffeinated completely different clothing.

Throw a hammer at him, SA. No, seriously.

did you lift your eyebrows and say"wow, that was inapprproiate ", in a falt , slightly disdainful voice?

I am now in un-caffeinated completely different clothing.

When I was at Kayo Books yesterday (buying an Avengers novelization with Emma Peel on the cover for Alberta the Bartender whose signature drink is the "Emma Peeler"), the store dog started licking my pants. I realized that's where I'd spilled ketchup at the baseball game. Flavored pants! All the pets love them.

David, I think most of us would be blissfully happy to support you with arts grants.

Thanks, Sean!

::decides to skive about in his skivvies all morning. Realizes wife reads board. Is doing laundry. Really.::

I want to throw hammers at things!

Start with the ball-peen.

P-C, thanks! Very cool.

You're welcome! Are you able to listen to it? It's an M4A file.

The Name of the Rose got really interesting for a couple chapters, and then it reverted back to an overly dense history of the Catholic Church's penchant for murdering Jews. Or something like that.

This "Light 'n Fit" yogurt is all runny. I don't like it. I need texture, dammit!

bursts into the thread in an explosion of glitter, ~ma, and brackets for all

SA, it sounds like it might be time for a visit to your friendly HR department?

I have friends coming into town, so I've been trying to add "clean my whole apartment" to my list of stuff to do this week. I cleaned from 7:30 till 12:45 last night. I need to finish vacuuming and wash some dishes, but otherwise my apartment's the cleanest it's been in at least six months!

collapses artfully into a pile of pillows

did you lift your eyebrows and say"wow, that was inapprproiate , in a falt , slightly didain ful voice?"

How I wish you could have added: "I'm so glad this conversation was taped."

He's testing the waters to see if it's okay. The first week is often when that kind of stuff happens. If you get angry it makes you seem like a bitch with no sense of humor but if you join in, that opens the door for more of that kind of talk. I tend to give the person a withering stare and say something like "Dude, you SO don't want to annoy me."