It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Jun 01, 2006 7:55:56 pm PDT #7370 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

THE EMPRESS IS TOTALLY GETTING A NEW JOB.

BEEP.


DavidS - Jun 01, 2006 7:59:54 pm PDT #7371 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hmmm, Passion of the Carribbean or Pirates of the Christ?

I think the latter. The Dread Apostle Luke?

Sorry, peeing in a sink doesn't skeeve me. Mind, I don't advocate it, but I've been peed on, pooped on, puked on and had so much snot wiped on me in my parenthood that it doesn't register. Mostly I think, "Urine is sterile."


DebetEsse - Jun 01, 2006 8:00:13 pm PDT #7372 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Go, Aimee!


Trudy Booth - Jun 01, 2006 8:15:30 pm PDT #7373 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

t does the Empress Boogie


Pix - Jun 01, 2006 8:25:34 pm PDT #7374 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

Okay, so maybe it isn't official or anything. I just think it's LIKELY. Cuz, well, she's the Empress.


Aims - Jun 01, 2006 8:29:31 pm PDT #7375 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

And also cause I wore my boobie shirt!


Pix - Jun 01, 2006 8:31:13 pm PDT #7376 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

And the blow job probably didn't hurt. IJS.


Trudy Booth - Jun 01, 2006 8:38:24 pm PDT #7377 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

They don't when I give them.


Pix - Jun 01, 2006 8:44:07 pm PDT #7378 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

(Just to be clear--Aimee and Joe and I were joking about the blow job to the prospective boss thing earlier. I wasn't taking a cheap shot just now!)


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jun 01, 2006 9:29:39 pm PDT #7379 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Gronk. Artwork done. Burned to CD. Printed. Mostly succeeded in making printer give me color-accurate prints, fucker. Now, bed.

Jilli, on the other hand still has some deadline stuff to go.

Mmmm, bed.