Burrito.

Now I just need to reprint a few documents with muck splatters on them and the office should be good as new. Or at least as good as it was prior to the freak thunderstorm in my ceiling.

Good times.

Oh dear.

SA, you need a picture on your desk of a significant other. Or, when he comes too close, start talking about your period and how cramps suck.

Definitely a good idea! Sparky always has great advice.

Is it safe to say HI now?

It's always safe, Suz. And I keep forgetting to say YAY for K-Bug's team winning their games to get them qualified for Utah. Woot!

PC, so sorry about the family mess. I have no advice, but wanted to offer my support.

Thanks, vw.

It makes you a better man in my opinion that you do care and are considerate and understanding of their feelings.

Dammit! Being a good person is tiring and painful.

{{Raq}} {{Gud}}

Announcement: I really, really hate Michael Savage.

Analysis: I...really, really hate Michael Savage?

In other news, Aimee, I was collecting F2F pictures last night, and...Jesus Christ, Emma has to be one of the top ten most beautiful creatures on the planet. Maybe top five. I wouldn't want to inflate her ego.

Announcement: I really, really hate Michael Savage.

I'm not really sure I want to know what this extreme extremist that makes Rush Limbaugh look like Abbie Hoffman said to prompt this reaction, but I'll ask anyway. What did he say?

Should lunch be a veggie burger or a burrito?

Burrito!

Is this the kind of job where you can become really busy whenever skeevy guy somes by to talk to you, SA?

Unfortunately no! My job seems to consist of lots and lots of internet time. Where I sit, at my laptop, and try not to wonder if I'm missing something.

SA, you need a picture on your desk of a significant other. Or, when he comes too close, start talking about your period and how cramps suck.

You are wise! I might have to take the period thing and save it until I'm a little more into this job, 'cause I work with two other guys and my mother's next door neighbor. Small, small town. I think I should make Fay my SO.

In other news, Aimee, I was collecting F2F pictures last night, and...Jesus Christ, Emma has to be one of the top ten most beautiful creatures on the planet. Maybe top five. I wouldn't want to inflate her ego.

I tend to agree with you.

Hugs and love and cluesticks for those what need 'em. I came into work in a good mood this morning. We'll see how long it takes Boss to trample my mood as she has my spirit. Le sigh.

Burrito

Thanks Nicole - was trying not to feel invisible. Last couple of posts were badly timed and my mental demons were eating my brain.

I have auditors in house today. I get to sit with them for 2 hours. Someone save me.