what IS a distracted fashion for an ass?
On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - May 30, 2006 8:47:47 pm PDT #6851 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cass - May 30, 2006 8:48:50 pm PDT #6852 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
which is, of course, the wrong thing to doSome things? You can pretty much count on me doing. The wrong thing is one of those things.
DavidS - May 30, 2006 8:51:45 pm PDT #6853 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
what IS a distracted fashion for an ass?
Wearing plaid on the left cheek and polka dots on the right. Very distracted fashion choice for a tush.
Some things? You can pretty much count on me doing. The wrong thing is one of those things.
::does the secret handshake of imperfection with Cass. Incorrectly::
Cass - May 30, 2006 8:56:16 pm PDT #6854 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
::fumbles on the grip part and blushes::
Spidra Webster - May 30, 2006 8:59:41 pm PDT #6855 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
::finds nearest Equus asinus to distract with a carrot::
Fay - May 30, 2006 9:04:45 pm PDT #6856 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
You're not putting any carrots near my ass, lady!
...what?
Erin, brava! You're the bravest! Go Team You!
Spidra Webster - May 30, 2006 9:09:44 pm PDT #6857 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Looks like I was a distracted ass. Congratulations on surviving your first year teaching, Erin!
DavidS - May 30, 2006 9:10:07 pm PDT #6858 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
You're not putting any carrots near my ass, lady!
It's like you're looking for phallic symbols.
To put in sentences next to your ass. It's your own fault.
Fay - May 30, 2006 9:28:13 pm PDT #6859 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
I guess so.
ion, I taste fabulous.
Inasmuchas I taste of white chocolate and vanilla and honey and apricots and coconut cream, courtesy of Jessica Simpson's edible perfume, purchased in Seattle. I'm fuzzy on who Jessica Simpson actually IS, but I'm told she's some blonde hussy who unaccountably got the role of Daisy Duke in the Dukes of Hazzard movie. (Which is crazytalk, because Daisy totally needs to be a hot brunette. A blonde in those shorts is just crass; a brunette is sexy, because brunettes get extra seriousness brownie points for the hair colour, whereas blonde's automatically lose intelligence points and gain probably-a-tart points on the basis of THEIR hair colour. YMMV.*) Regardless, anyone who hatches the idea of a line of edible perfumes and moisturisers is a VERY smart cookie.
*and it worries me slightly that, upon reflection, this is essentially what Milan Kundera said in his novel The Farewell Party, because I found him pretty misogynistic. But I DO think that people make assumptions about women based on hair colour, cliched as it sounds.
Hil R. - May 30, 2006 9:55:22 pm PDT #6860 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I'm fuzzy on who Jessica Simpson actually IS, but I'm told she's some blonde hussy who unaccountably got the role of Daisy Duke in the Dukes of Hazzard movie.
Originally famous as a teenage singer, though I can't remember any song she sang now. Married to a singer from a boy band, though they're now either divorced or separated. Talked a lot about how she's a Christian and therefore wouldn't sleep with him until they were married. Had a reality show on MTV for awhile, where she was revealed to be an absolute ditz, or at least very good at acting like one. (Most mocked segment was when she tried to figure out if "Chicken of the Sea" brand tuna was fish or chicken.) In a magazine interview, her mother claimed that her IQ was 160.
And now I've got to go figure out how to reallocate some of this brainspace to something other than trivia about Jessica Simpson. Anything other than trivia about Jessica Simpson.
(Also, rumor was that she was wearing padding in those shorts, because her actual butt was too flat.)
t searches for brain eraser