And I think I'm beyond tipsy and teetering on the verge of full-blown drunk. Garlic-stuffed olives can do that to you.So can alcohol. It's tricksy that way.
Ten percent of nothing is -- let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the --
Jayne ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cass - Apr 21, 2006 9:32:33 pm PDT #684 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Maria - Apr 21, 2006 9:32:54 pm PDT #685 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Are you here on business?
Yup. FedFleet at the Convention Center.
Do you need a place to stay?
Probably not. The conference hotel is the Westin Bonaventure. Work shall pay. I'm attempting to justify coming in a day early.
Maria - Apr 21, 2006 9:35:15 pm PDT #686 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
So can alcohol. It's tricksy that way.
Yes it is. But it's still the olives' fault. They jumped into the vodka and soaked up the atmosphere. Then they begged to be consumed. I can't help the consequences.
(My breath could probably slay vampires at this point, considering I'm a three-olive martini kinda gal.)
Cass - Apr 21, 2006 9:38:39 pm PDT #687 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
But it's still the olives' fault. They jumped into the vodka and soaked up the atmosphere. Then they begged to be consumed.Flirty olives will get you every time. Now I really want a martini.
Pix - Apr 21, 2006 9:38:51 pm PDT #688 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Tipsy Buffistas=cute.
NoiseDesign - Apr 21, 2006 9:41:34 pm PDT #689 of 10002
Our wings are not tired
It's like my DC F2F drink accounting method. They kept refilling my same Vodka Tonic glass and each time another lime got added. I knew I was in trouble when I didn't have enough fingers to count all the limes.
Maria - Apr 21, 2006 9:42:24 pm PDT #690 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Flirty olives will get you every time.
Oh yeah. I would have been well and truly fucked if they were bleu cheese-stuffed olives. The garlic-stuffed olives are merely a booty call, but combine them with a good vodka and I turn into a well-satisfied customer.
Er, I don't mean to imply that martinis make me easy. I'm like that anyway.
Cass - Apr 21, 2006 9:49:13 pm PDT #691 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Er, I don't mean to imply that martinis make me easy. I'm like that anyway.Oh, I can be had for a few martinis at times. I think it's a character trait, not a flaw.
Pix - Apr 21, 2006 9:49:52 pm PDT #692 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Cass is me, especially if the martinis are apple.
Cass - Apr 21, 2006 9:52:00 pm PDT #693 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
not apple
slides apple martini to Kristin
I'll take mine dry.