We didn't tell her about the second one because of the whole hurricane thing taking up her brainspace. So I really can't blame her, but it's still very hard for me to deal with.

And now I have vented and now I am letting it go.

Exhale.

We didn't tell her about the second one because of the whole hurricane thing taking up her brainspace.

Regardless. After watching B go through hers last December, it's still the most horrid thing anyone could say to anyone. IMVHO.

You'll pardon my evil thoughts about her.

You want I should smite??

Oh, -t. Can I beat her a little bit anyway? Hard?

((-t))

I'm on my way, vw. That sounds awesome.

Where's we leave the teleporter?

We will hate her for you, so you can enjoy the rest of the visit.

Where's we leave the teleporter?

Oh, shit. Did it get left behind in the hospitality suite?

Y'all are very sweet with beatings and the smiting. If it comes up again I will release you to do your worst.

eta: Cindy, you are a genius. For the rest of the weekend I can just smile and think of the Bitches' wrath whenever necessary.

Oh, that feels good.

I need someone to clue stick a co worker. He has a terrible habit of coming up to you and starting a conversation in the middle using lots of vague pronouns. Vague pronouns are no one's friend. So he'll come up and say something like:

"They aren't coming, I called but they aren't coming, they said it'll be tomorrow before they can come and fix it."

Except his grammar is really bad so there are also double negatives to wade through. I'm constantly stopping him and trying to gently remind him that I don't know who he is talking about or what it is and he needs to be more specific. So far that hasn't worked.

All those who don't want to be at work, but elsewhere pursuing other things or just slounging, raise your hands!

raises both and feet

raises both hands and feet, adds a butt wiggle and a shimmy for emphasis.